Caption Contest

With the estimable Rodney Dill on his “usual summer hiatus,” James asked me to fill in if I could. As it happens I’m on vacation, too, but we wouldn’t want to go half the month with no contest. So, without further ado, here’s your supplemental OTB Caption Contestâ„¢:


UPDATE (James): Via Ace, here’s a related photo:

Winners will be announced Monday PM(ish).

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Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter @Amuk3.


  1. mpw280 says:

    Sarkozy: he is so busted, it will be the doghouse for him. With his wife I’m glad it’s not me.

  2. “Stimulating!”

  3. markm says:

    Obama: “DAYOM gir-friend, boootay de’ stimulea!”

  4. markm says:

    Obama: “mmm mmmmm MMMMMM….testosterone cap n’ trade my a$$”

  5. markm says:

    Sarkozy: “B…yer busted”

    Obama: “…yeah, but at least that’s a 1/2 Lewinsky ass…no B-29 landin’ on that!”

  6. markm says:

    Obama thought: “…that ass and those shoes would go good with Michelle’s $6,000 purse…”

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Barack: {Boooooo-Tay!}

    Sarkosy: {Aha, another Bill Clinton.}

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Barack: {Whose your daddy?}

    Sarkosy: {At least this “wacko” likes little girls.}

  9. Brian J. says:

    So that’s the thrill Matthews was talking about.

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble….I got a tingle running down my leg.

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    Oh, sorry Brian……..

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama”parlay vue…booty up?”

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Barack: “When the President does it, that means it isn’t illegal.”

    (Richard Nixon to Robert Frost)

    Sarkosy: {?!?!?!?}

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    Sarkosy:Damn, dudes like staring her ass off….

  15. Eric Florack says:

    Bill Clinton is America’s first Black president.

  16. Martin says:

    Presidential “prudence” continues after a reckless eight years.

  17. markm says:

    Obama: “goooood night…how did Palin’s bumber get here…dayng”

  18. mpw280 says:

    Let’s see I am supposed to be a foreign affairs expert, lets try a little international relations work in Air Force One.

  19. Our Paul says:

    Hmmm, they told me he was an ankle man!

  20. markm says:

    Sarkozy: “…early onset osteoporosis is not what you think, you take the back 9 and i’ll play the front!.”

  21. “Like many Americans, I too enjoy the bounty of an ample posterior. About that this administration will not prevaricate…”

  22. Phil Smith says:

    Obama’s reflexive “Bush-bashing” has begun to show signs of spreading to non-political areas.

  23. As Rahm likes to say, never let a nice ass go to waste.

  24. Furhead says:

    Excuse me miss, let’s get something straight between us.

  25. Pacattack says:

    <a href=”http://What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.”

  26. Pacattack says:

    What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.

  27. hpb says:

    “It’s good to be the king.”

  28. JKB says:

    First photo:
    Sarkozy: Hmm, Obama is distracted by shiny objects.

    Second photo:
    Berlusconi: These guys are such losers. Horn dogging old women.


    Excuse me, I think I dropped my briefs. Heh, heh, heh

  29. Steve Verdon says:

    I both cases I don’t blame him at all for looking.

  30. Anderson says:

    “Note to self — gotta tell NSA to add her to the satellite surveillance program.”

  31. Eric Florack says:

    At once, the world tilted sideways as a few million popel lunged for their copy of barry’s “What’s on my MP3” list, searching for Sir Mix A Lot’s “Baby’s got Back”

  32. Herb says:

    Obama: Oh my God, Nicky, her butt is soooo big.
    Sarkozy (breaking into a rap): I like big butts and I cannot lie…

  33. Presidential privilege … oooh yeah.

    I’m tellin you Sarkozy, that’s what we call a tighty whitey.

    The 40 minute ‘rest’ back at the hotel that delayed the press conference is explained.

    I have always been concerned with the unique situations of women.

    The United States has found that under Obama, we share a special interest with France.

    Obama agreed to share advanced US military technology in return for the European secrets of ‘no panty line’.

  34. hpb says:

    Apparently President Obama is an ass man.

  35. Furhead says:

    Sarkozy: You and I, we no so different, oui?

  36. floyd says:

    What are we gonna do tonight brain…Brain…BRAIN!

  37. floyd says:

    well, Pinky… I guess it won’t be the same thing we do every night which is try and take over the world!

  38. Dave Schuler says:

    That should put some stimulus in your package.

  39. President Obama contemplates the audacity of a grope.

  40. Hope and change into something more comfortable.

  41. Yes, the economy has definitely bottomed out.

  42. Veni, vidi, man did I vidi.

  43. Alex Delarge: “Vidi well little brother, vidi well.”

  44. inhumans99 says:

    This is a non-story…msnbc has video that shows that the two pictures that make it look like Obama is oggling the ladies admittedly fine rear-ends are still images that are taken out of context. In fact, it reminds me of that unfortunate still image of McCain during the debates:

  45. Martin says:

    Obama : “I could’ve done with this ass instead of the one I picked to be vice-president.”

  46. President Obama tried out his best dance move but she ignored him anyway.

  47. Who’s your President?

  48. Schwing!

  49. President Obama takes to heart Nino Brown’s advice to Gee Money.

  50. John Burgess says:

    Obama: Ass or Assman… voters want to know!

  51. elliot says:

    (Second Photo)
    Obama: “Now that’s an Eiffel”

  52. Cowboy Blob says:

    Voulez vous, that voodoo that you do so well?

  53. An Interested Party says:

    The truth has a well-known liberal bias…

  54. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble:five days…..on a website so can look it over……

  55. markm says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Jebus…in the last 12 seconds, i’ve spent more time thinking about strange than the entire congress has spent reading the last three crap sandwiches they passed”

  56. Pacattack says:
  57. Paul in CO says:

    Mmmhmm….I’d like to put my porkulus in her stimulus!

  58. rodney dill says:

    ARRRRR… There be some booty”

  59. Rachel Edith says:

    “This one is mine, French Fry.”

  60. Dodd says:

    This is a non-story…msnbc has video that shows that the two pictures that make it look like Obama is oggling the ladies admittedly fine rear-ends are still images that are taken out of context.

    No, sir. This is a caption contest, not a ‘story.’ The ‘truth value’ of the images used for such is almost always less than irrelevant. Your knee-jerk attempt to debunk in the absence of assertions of fact forces me to suggest the following:

  61. Hermoine says:

    “Had them both, Obie.”

  62. hewlettpackard says:

    “God bless America.”