Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

wieniermobile


(AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Owner of the house: “Kinda like stuffin’ a marshmallow into a coin slot, no?”

  2. markm says:

    Owner of the house: “SHEESH, glad he didn’t try a rear entry”

  3. Jay Tea says:

    My new door has a first name,
    It’s O-S-C-A-R…

    Seconds later, the alien overlord emerged and demanded of genuflecting humans: “Take me to your wiener!”

    “Ya want mustard with that?”

    Buns of steel, house of wood.

    J.

  4. elliot says:

    If we squirt some mustard here, it should get it free.

  5. Micah says:

    It was then that Sen. Murtha decided to appropriate new funds to build a new hangar for his Porkmobile.

  6. DL says:

    And the house isn’t even Kosher.

    Is it true that a guy named “Frank” was driving the truck?

    I’m a vegan -this is no skin off my teeth.

    They say he swerved to avoid a runaway pig.

    PETA wants to make a postage stamp with a photo of this.

    The driver just yelled, “Th, th, th, that’s all folks,” and ran away.

    They say a box of “foot longs” rolled under his brake pedal.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    “Bum chicka bum…dah, dah, dah” (cheesy 70’s guitar riff).

    Let’s be frank, you were driving with too little expertise and too much relish!

  8. mpw280 says:

    Wake up mommy, daddy has his wiener-mobile stuck in your garage. mpw

  9. Boyd says:

    “It looks like someone’s unclear on the concept behind ‘hide the wiener.”

  10. Eric Florack says:

    A picture from the new book: “A complete guide to bizzare sexual practices”

  11. FormerHostage says:

    “Bum chucka bum, bow, bow bow…” (cheesy 70’s guitar riff)

    “Let’s be frank. You were driving with too little experience and too much relish.”

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Sorry for the double posting…d@mn comcast!!!

  13. hpb says:

    Wisconsin. Why am I not surprised?

  14. brainy435 says:

    Well, that’s it. It’s been 4 hrs. Call the doctor.

  15. Looks like a clear case of unwanted entry into an out of bounds orifice.

    Exactly how do you use the breathalyzer when everyone is laughing?

    This ought to give some claim adjuster a decent story to tell the wife when she asks if anything interesting happened at the office.

    Boss, I’m going to be late for work this morning. A large phallic object is blocking may car in the garage.

    I’m sorry sir, but “don’t ask, don’t tell” doesn’t apply for a highway patrol accident investigation

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Would you like another schnitzengruben?

  17. Timmer says:

    So when you crashed, your first instinct was to keep on going?

    Yep.

    You’re from Chicago aren’t-cha?

    How’d ya know?

  18. It’s a metaphor.

  19. Government Motors new SUX 6000!

  20. Weinergram for Mr. Bun E. Carlos.

  21. Oh, I wish I weren’t an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile driver…

  22. Hey Rahm, I’ve got another shovel ready project!

  23. Oh my, I don’t relish this task. Hey. look at those cats up there. Say, are those mouse turds?

  24. That is the wurst…

  25. Hey Johnny, I got Flo on line three…

  26. Clovis says:

    Representatives of the Corndog Guild gather to sing “Ding Dong the Weinie’s Dead” and steal the Ruby Lug-nuts.

  27. License and registration please.

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Go MEAT!

  29. FormerHostage says:

    This is your Wienermobile.
    This is your Wienermobile on drugs.
    Any questions?

  30. FormerHostage says:

    HGTV’s new series “Stimulate My Home!” where a lucky homeowner’s remodeling project is planned by Congress, executed by the SEIU, and paid for by their grandchildren!

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    Two hungry husbands wait patiently for Mother Weiner to give birth to the little pigs in blankets.

  32. Maggie Mama says:

    “Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity,
    boom what you do to me
    It’s so new to me,
    what you do to me
    Hot diggity, dog ziggity,
    boom what you do to me
    When you’re holding me tight.”

    (performed by Perry Como)

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    Extreme Garage Makeover coming to ABC this fall.

  34. Maggie Mama says:

    Congress was tired of hearing their constitutents complain about pork barrels so they voted to stick all pork in their garages back home.

  35. elliot says:

    When they crashed the wienermobile I wonder if it was a BUN-galo

  36. FormerHostage says:

    The real question that everyone was afraid to ask? “Where are the other nine?”

  37. FormerHostage says:

    Next on TruTV: When Wieners Go Bad!

  38. Oh dear, that’s not kosher.

  39. Drew says:

    Shamlessly stealing and paraphrasing yetanother: Hello? Boss? I’m going to be a bit late this morning; I’m dealing with a big weiner crashing about the place.

    See, I told you, rookie. If you don’t take your time the weiner gets stuck going in…..

    I KNOW putting it in reverse will get it out……but I don’t want to !!

  40. Dave Schuler says:

    Not understanding the concept of “drive-thru window”.

  41. MikeM says:

    “Some women don’t know how to handle an oversized wiener.”

    (Because it really was a woman driving it.)

  42. Dave Schuler says:

    Wieners will be announced Thursday PM

  43. G.A.Phillips says:

    Pimp out my garage?

  44. G.A.Phillips says:

    Dog will hunt?

  45. FormerHostage says:

    More pork for John Murtha’s district.

  46. Rachel Edith says:

    “Ohhh, so there are twelve inches in a foot.”

  47. Elmo says:

    After Obama’s removal from office, by Constitutional Law …. the lunatic left search for a new false G*d to worship.