Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Dateline California: Business as usual….

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    h/t Drudge: Biden: another day of closed, secret meetings.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Four more Obama Administration czars have been appointed.

  4. elliot says:

    So do you think we’ll get Medicare?

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    I can’t wait till Obama sees who Joe invited to tonight’s “kegger”.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    More of Michael Jackson’s doctors are brought in for questioning.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Once again Dill “walked on the wild side” during his July hiatus but we’re having trouble picking him out of the crowd. He probably should have stuck with the pirate ensemble.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    GQ is holding an exclusive show at the White House to save our fashion-challenged President from further ridicule.

  9. William d'Inger says:

    Three New Jersey politicians haggle over kidney transplant fees with a power company executive?

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Blue hooded Gerbiler……Dude Is that like Jihadman sneaking up behind us?


    Watersports Avenger…..Behind us!!!!

    Fatflash…….oh shit……


    Watersports Avenger…..Arrrr, piss on you Jihadmaaa…….


    Gerbil,….oh thank you Jihadman thank you for saving me for saving me…..

    jihadman….hahahahaha, saving you for lunch……

    The moral of the story is:some peoples superheros are the same peoples villains.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    You REALLY don’t want to see the costumes their wives are wearing.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    The world wide recession has even hit Mexican wrestlers.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Andrew Sullivan (center) and two “soul-mates” prettied up for a night on the town.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY em cee aye! Its fun to stay at the yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy em cee aye-aye!

  15. Rachel Edith and Nancy Sinatra says:

    “Are you ready boots? Start walkin’!”

  16. After a six month delay ‘The Heroes we’ve been waiting for’ finally show up.

  17. Phil Smith says:

    “Hey, Left Nut!” “What, Right Nut?”

    The Village People enter a new phase of their careers.

  18. Wossname says:

    The Cerebral Stroke Force of America

  19. Drew says:

    I’m not trying to disrespect you or nothin’ but look, the Superhero Union says you gotta wear the damned cape.

  20. In what was widely viewed as a desperate Hail Mary attempt to build support for the Obama Administration’s proposals, Robert Gibbs introduced Cap and Trade Man, Universal Health Care Man, and Card Check Man to the White House Press Corps today.

  21. We’re from the government and we’re here to help.

  22. Where’s Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when you need him?

  23. The Not-Quite-As-Fantastic Four: Rise of Middle-Age Spread

  24. Elmo says:

    After finally being kicked out of office, disgraced faux President Obama. Enjoyed a successful second career, as Captain DoodooHead.

  25. bystander says:

    Is that a lightning bolt I see, or are you just happy to see me?

  26. Timmer says:

    So…your Mom’s basement or mine?

  27. Timmer says:

    We’ve done the impossible, we’ve made the guys from “The Big Bang” look cool.

  28. Timmer says:

    …and then we need a hamster…the hamster in “Bolt” kicked ass.

  29. William d'Inger says:

    If he can’t produce a valid birth certificate, I see no reason for us to go clean up Afghanistan for the guy.

  30. William d'Inger says:

    After that fiasco with the weinermobile, there’s no way we’re gonna let you drive the spaceship, Sparky.

  31. William d'Inger says:

    James, Steve and Alex question Rodney about his recent caption contest picks.

  32. William d'Inger says:

    Deflecting killer asteroids is child’s play. Nudging Jupiter back into stable orbit is a snap. Extracting cheap hydrogen from the sun is a piece of cake. But I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do about your jock itch, Flashman.

  33. William d'Inger says:

    Yeah, same here. You carry a purse and people think you’re weird.

  34. William d'Inger says:

    We understand, Volt. Our day jobs suck too.

  35. William d'Inger says:

    Ha! Ha! Can you believe Anjin-san has never heard of Megan Fox?

  36. William d'Inger says:

    Making movies is fine, but I could do without these personal appearance gigs.

  37. William d'Inger says:

    Well, you know you’ve got to make ends meet somehow. I was a bank president, Blackie here was a Chrysler dealer and the guy in back was a Republican representative. So what are your plans for that coal-fired power plant?

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    Bank CEO’s, having been called back to testify once again, know full well that it’s simply a “trick or treat” event before another grand-standing, TV camera-obsessed Congressional committee led by media slut Barney Franks.

  39. rodney dill says:

    Sotamayor?… Well I don’t think she belongs in our justice league.

  40. rodney dill says:

    Sotamayor?… Oh, you mean Superhero Wideload

  41. G.A.Phillips says:

    Under the Obama administration the evolution of the American work force took a leap forward somewhere…..

  42. Elmo says:

    (Obama, Axelrod, Emanuel): Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    It’s home from work we go

  43. Elmo says:

    Markos Moulitsas, Arianna Huffington, and Andrew Sullivan, engage in a debate about today’s pressing. Sarah Palin’s hair.

  44. Elmo says:

    Should be … (today’s pressing) issue.

  45. Alex Knapp says:

    Alex Knapp is sad to report that he is such a nerd that he recognizes, without looking them up, which Justice Society of America superheroes that these old men are portraying just by looking at the costumes.

    (For the record, from L to R including the one in the back row: Hourman, Atom, Doctor Mid-Nite, and the Flash)

  46. Elmo says:

    I don’t need no diamond ring
    I don’t need no Cadillac car
    Just want to drink my Ripple wine
    Down in the Lightnin’ Bar

    (Arlo Guthrie/Lightning Bar Blues)