Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

statueofliberty


(AP Photo/Craig Ruttle)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    I told you President Obama was taking our Liberty!

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Our liberal Commander-in-Chief doesn’t believe in patriotic trappings and orders all rightwing symbolism moved into storage.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    No, it’s not a real picture. After the last fiasco, the White House photoshops everything.

  4. rodney dill says:

    After demolition the replacement statue of a wisewide Latino was put in place.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    After demolition the replacement statue of a wisewide Latino was put in place.

    A mighty big woman with a torch?

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Sailors drilling for when they go on shore leave?

  7. brainy435 says:

    “This doesn’t feel right…”

    “The CIC says he needs her money to pay for health care.”

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Eyewitness:The ship transformed into a giant robot, and did bad things to the statue……

  9. elliot says:

    All the crewmen suddenly turned to the sailor on the far left when they heard the cannon go off, missing the Liberty by inches and him saying “opps”.

  10. Idiot says:

    After realizing that taking the tired, hungry, and poor from the rest of the world shamed the rest of the world, President Obama in an act of symbolic contrition ordered the destruction of the Statue of Liberty.

  11. IrishTexan says:

    How old is that lady? How much does she cost us annually to keep her going?!?!? Kill her……

  12. Elmo says:

    Before the indictments were unsealed, and Federal Marshalls swept into the West Wing, to frog march Chucklehead out the front door. He took one last parting shot at America.

  13. Elmo says:

    Obama: If at first you don’t succeed …

  14. Elmo says:

    Cuz I’m thuh President … that’s why!

  15. odograph says:

    The downside of exporting democracy.

  16. Elmo says:

    Vote for Obamacare or the Lady gets it!

  17. mpw280 says:

    The great lady salutes those who make it possible. mpw

  18. BigShyBear says:

    “Class – today’s civic lesson is: Freedom, and the price of Freedom”

  19. markm says:

    “Ok mates, now that the old gal is loaded up…let’s take her down under and show her how to throw a real barby!”

  20. Some of the sailors thought the ship’s new figurehead was a little too ostentatious.

  21. markm says:

    Captain of the HMAS Fosters: “..ohaaay mates…if sshe so much twidges…shooterinthefoot…that is all”

    (apparently he wasn’t sober when he said it…)

  22. Attention: this is the US Navy. We’re only going to tell you this once: deodorant.

  23. markm says:

    How to speak Australian: “Loan”

    Fosters, Australian for beer.

  24. BigShyBear says:

    After their port visit to Manhattan, the captain of the Australian ship HMAS Ballarat had to set extra lookouts for small boats filled with refugees heading for freedom in Cuba.

  25. BigShyBear says:

    HMAS Ballarat fled New York after the crew discovered that Lady Liberty was NOT holding up a giant beer mug.

  26. elliot says:

    Blimey mate, we’ve been out to sea for so long that you’re trying look up that sheila statue’s skirt.

  27. elliot says:

    She kinda reminds me of my old lady at ‘ome…A tall drink of water but cold and stiff.

  28. Eric Florack says:

    You know, she isn’t wearing anything under that Toga….

  29. markm says:

    Australian television crews in New York harbor film a pilot episode of
    Angus’s Navy.

  30. DL says:

    The Commander-in-Chief order her to be destroyed -honest.

    Obama’s new environmental laws require we extinguish that torch, ready…Aim…

    Every time we pull in here Commander, the illegals keep shouting for us Yankees to go home!

    Okay, we’ll drop off that swabby with the smelly feet now. No one will notice him here for years.

    Obama wants to move her to Chicago, sir.

    Okay, it’s New York, be prepared to register all guns and cannons.

    No Gunny, you can’t take our five inch gun with you to meet your girlfriend.

  31. Ragnar Danneskjold slipped into Upper New York Bay and absconded with the Statue of Liberty leaving a note in its place which read, “I will return her when the word liberty can once again be used truthfully, respectfully and without irony in the United States.”

  32. peterh says:

    Yeah….it’s right here in the Patriot Act…..we can shoot that down too….

  33. As Freud observed, “Sometimes a five inch gun is just a five inch gun.”

  34. Hodink says:

    “I’m guessing she didn’t get the ‘wear white today’ memo.”

  35. hpb says:

    “Stick ’em up, lady.”

  36. Elmo says:

    BHO wet dream #4.

    If they bring a Colt to the town hall meeting, we bring a Howitzer.

  37. Deathlok says:

    Everyone is eligible under the new draft.

  38. Our Paul says:

    It’s the reason why Americans call French Fries Freedom Fries!

  39. elliot says:

    Attention: To all crew members, this is your captain speaking. It appears that we are experiencing problems with our heads. Therefore, we will all have to go on liberty.

  40. elliot says:

    ‘ey mate, remember… What ‘appens in New York, Stays in New York”

  41. Elmo says:

    Barry’s gunboat diplomacy in support of Obamacare, needed some tweaking.

  42. Rachel Edith says:

    At long last, Michael Jackson is laid to rest.