Monday, August 31, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
You can spend a trillion dollars putting lipstick on 47 million pigs…..What!? you didn’t just give them the lipstick…..Noooooo……
There’s a fruit store on our street
It’s run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers “no”.
He just “yes”es you to death, and as he takes your dough
He tells you
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We’ve string beans, and onions
Cabbages, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today.”
This just in….End of summer vegetable sale causes a riot at local supermarket. Film at eleven.
Hey. These ain’t Jersey tomatoes!!!!!
Regretful Obama voters come clean?
Angry fans at a soccer game accused of throwing somesort of salad at the players, were “tossed” out of the game.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. tomato’s, tomatoes, Obamacare indoctrinated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.
It is a gruesome scene where the initial attack of the killer tomatoes commenced.
With Obeyme coming back from vacation, and the Repubs united against Obamacare. The libs are left to (master) debate among themselves.
And you think town hall meetings in the US are getting nasty…
A scene from the long awaited sequel – Soylent Red.
Seeing that the Tea Party demonstration was ineffective, the local activists went for a re-enactment of “The 300.”
It rubs the ‘maters in it’s skin. It does this when it’s told or it gets the whip again
Rare behind-the-scenes glimpse of “rottentomatoes” critics at work.
The tomatoes? Oh, that’s only because someone stole the watermelons last night.
This breaking news just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
A still from the working draft of Quentin Tarentino’s next film.
Never, ever run out of basil again!
It was just after dark when the truck started down
the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of tomatoes…
Sauced in the afternoon.
Why? Why? Because no one would come to the okra fight.
Rodney’s “deliberative bodyâ€ exhibiting the thoughtful process of picking winners and losers….
Hey, did anyone see my yogurt?
I’m not eating another bite until I see the nutrition label.
What did you expect yelling, “free lunch” so close to the ketchup factory?
UC at Berkely celebrated the passage of the new cap and trade bill.
Typical May day celebration at Madison Wisconsin.
The freshman science class discovered that the tomato recipe worked better than brownies.
The Tomato Worker’s Amalgamated Union gets a raise.
Today, August 31st, the Mediterranean village of Bunol celebrates Abortion Festivas Day…..
Ka’Boom Pakistan, revelers mark the maximum distance at which a single bomb vest can scatter the entrails of local up and comers. Trophies are awarded to the next of kin.
Spanish Euchre tournament spectators fight for survival when a Futbol game breaks out.
The Spanish Commodity Exchange Pit Floor: the scene turns surreal as the commodity moves from tomatoes to pork bellies
Apparently it all began as an argument over “tomayto” or “tomahto.”
Stay away from the brown acid.
Alex, what is 300 people dealing with being sprayed by skunks?
The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona doesn’t always turn out so good for the bulls when the people are really hungry.
After the worldwide expose’ of the Larry the Cucumber pickling incident, voters protested the election of the Bob the Tomato regime.
The two sides faced off at the You Say Tomaato, I Say Tomahto Festival.
Stimata Camp offers burning bush campfires, reenactment of the parting of the Red Sea and (seen here) the fall of Jericho.
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