Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Here is youoor graaass saaoooop.

  2. elliot says:

    Fireman: Uh, sir did you wash your hands?

    Arnold: No, that’s why they call me ‘Dirty Harry’.

  3. elliot says:

    And your problem with my cooking is….?

  4. markm says:

    Fire fighter: “hey G.S., got anything back there for a headache?.”

    G.S.: “maybe it’s a tooma”

  5. elliot says:

    (Wink) If you keep the fires burning a little longer we can toast some marshmellows later.

  6. markm says:

    Firefighter: “I don’t want to complain but i’m starving, can I get some extra porage?”

    G.S.: “I’ll be baaack”

  7. elliot says:

    Go ahead and try it, it used to be Smokey the Bear.

  8. markm says:

    Firefighter: “Thanks for the grits Governor”

    G.S.: “Hasta la vista, baby”

  9. markm says:

    Firefighter: “WOW, I didn’t know you were a Chef, I thought you were the Gorvernor/Actor”

    G.S. “I’m a COP you idiot”

  10. “I need to get more eggs. But I’ll be back.”

    “These hashbrowns are too big. Get me the choppa!”

  11. Griddling while California burns.

  12. Terminator: Salvation Army

  13. elliot says:

    Opps, wrong movie reference to “Dirty Harry”, sorry Clint – Elliot

  14. rodney dill says:

    “Yes, the T-800 Series Model 101 is capable of slicing, dicing, and making thousands of Julienne fries.”

  15. Elmo says:

    Where’s my hair net?

    What am I doing here? I’m trying to balance the budget silly.

    I don’t care who you are chief, I’m telling ya … I only got one sausage!

    L.A. burns … Schwartzy fiddles.

    You’ll eat it and like it!

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    Firefighter – “So, is Maria as hot as she looks?”
    Governor – “Even better.”

  17. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Would you like steroids with that?”

  18. “Shouldn’t you be wearing a hairnet, or is that just another one of those rules for the little people?”

  19. Grewgills says:

    “…and if the chili cook-off doesn’t make enough to fix the budget we’ll have a bake sale.”

  20. “Remember when I said I was going to feed you last? I lied.”

  21. “Governor, there’s a fly in my soup…”

  22. chsw says:

    I spent my movie money and my paychecks bounced, that’s why I’m here. Do you want fries with that?

    chsw

  23. John Burgess says:

    “Thanks for waiting!

    Here’s the liver for your transplant… just go over to that other cart to stand in line for the surgeon.

    Have a nice day!”

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    I really didn’t want to be here but Maria said I had to do it for Uncle Teddy. Ugh, everything is “for Uncle Teddy”!

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    The federal judge ordered I had to release 40,000 rapists, murderers, child abusing felsons, bank robbers, and arsonists from Coleeforneea prisons … even though I’m a RINO I didn’t want those damn arsonists turned loose.

  26. Chadzilla says:

    Thank you for your service to Cawleefornia, but I’m afraid I have to ask you to pay for the soup. No! I won’t take an IOU! Do I look as dumb as my tax payers?!

  27. peterh says:

    Hey….glad that you could join our “Work for Food” fire service program………OH!?!…..they didn’t tell ya……

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    All State workers have been given a two-week furlough so I’m just part time till I go back to the Governor’s office.

  29. FormerHostage says:

    You’re complaining about getting baloney? During the last budget battle the voters made me eat a $#!+ sandwich!

  30. Hodink says:

    “Do you want hot sauce with that, fireman?”

  31. William d'Inger says:

    Bratwurst und sauerkraut? Come on, Gov, you’re joking, right?

  32. elliot says:

    Go ahead try this, It’ll PUMP YOU UP!.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    “Hey, this is a tuna salad, I wanted chicken.”
    “It is chicken”
    “No it isn’t, look.”
    “IT’S NAUGHT A TOONAH!”

  34. Cowboy Blob says:

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you… and to hear the lamentation of the diners!

  35. markm says:

    “Hey, this is a tuna salad, I wanted chicken.”
    “It is chicken”
    “No it isn’t, look.”
    “IT’S NAUGHT A TOONAH!”

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA….durnit.

  36. elliot says:

    Rodney – New caption link has an error message and won’t open, at least mine did. Thought you should know – Elliot

  37. elliot says:

    Rodney forgot to include error message. Here it is

    Fatal error: Call to undefined function: get_the_teaser() in /var/www/otb/wordpress/wp-content/themes/otb2009/index.php on line 144” – Elliot

  38. Elmo says:

    You’re a member of S.E.I.U. who supports Obamacare? Well why didn’t you say so … today’s special is crow with a slice of humble pie.

  39. Elmo says:

    Wagyu steak? Uh no …. try next door at Obama’s Shack.