Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. FormerHostage says:

    I knew a weasely, self-centered, back-stabbing, d*uchbag, an YOU sir are not…oh wait.

  2. markm says:

    unidentified man: “…under Obamacare, will Blurryfingerson’s disease be covered?..ANSWER ME!”.

  3. markm says:

    unidentified man: “If YOUR Cadillac Plan Government run healthcare is SOOOO good, how come they couldn’t fix your Moderatedouchebaginson’s disease???.”

  4. markm says:

    unidentified man: “…sorry, I don’t have a question…I just have a mild case of Hummingbirdwinginson’s diseas..see?”

  5. KAMF says:


    Been waiting to use that one since I saw “Better off Dead” 20 some years ago…

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Confronted by a raving loon, Specter tries to deflect its anger by imitating Bob Dole.

  7. Jack Bauer says:

    “I hope you remember the folly of jabbing that middle finger at me when I’ve got the tie-breaking vote on your Death Panel, pal…”

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    I always new you was a Jackass….

  9. Herb says:

    I’m going to take this @#$%$ ball and stick it down your $%#!%& throat.

  10. elliot says:

    Health care sucks and I am tired of performing my own rectical exams. Here smell my finger!!

  11. elliot says:

    and you better validate my parking!!!

  12. kvc says:

    I can’t believe I changed parties for this!!

  13. Specter appears before the electoral death panel.

  14. “Senator, I can clear the room of angry protesters, just pull my finger.”

  15. DL says:

    Senator, this finger is more stable than your choice of political party.

    Billy Conn jabs with a lightning fast finger while Louis prepares his haymaker.

    Robo-Senator practices pretend listening.

    Will you allow me to be your surgeon, Senator?

    And you tell that great unifier in your Whitehouse…

    I don’t care if your involuntary euthanasia is free, Senator.

    My name’s Mr Smith, and I’ve come to Washington…

  16. brooklynlou says:

    Er … Bob. If I were you I’d keep my finger away from the pro-Obamacare people. They tend to bite …

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    Specter – “Well sir, suddenly I am thinking more favorably about Death Panels.”

  18. Deathlok says:

    After reading Flash comicbooks for years, Zed was able to vibrate his molecules enough to reach inside Specter’s head.

  19. Deathlok says:

    You call that Parkinson’s?? THIS is Parkinson’s!!!

  20. FormerHostage says:

    I’m not touching you!
    I’m not touching you!
    I’m not touching you!
    I’m not touching you…

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Arlen’s thought bubble: Jeeze! If it weren’t for the size of the payola, I’d be tempted to quit this gig right now!

  22. roger says:

    Dude, pull my finger.

  23. “And another thing: I know Joe Wilson! Joe Wilson is a friend of mine. And you, Senator, are no Joe Wilson!”

  24. Senator Specter: “Sir, if you would just hold your finger still, I will pull it, I promise.”

  25. Senator Specter: “Sir, you have to extend two fingers to make the scissors that are beaten by the rock I am making with my fist. Wanna try again?”

  26. Hodink says:

    Little Girl – “Grandma, my teacher would give these two a time-out!”

  27. peterh says:

    I don’t ne ne ne need no sti sti stinkin’ Obamacare…cu cu cuz I gaa gaa got BennyHinnCare….

  28. rodney dill says:

    Man: “B-B-Ba-ba-ba…”
    Specter: “Bang?”
    Man: “Yea”

  29. Specter, you get one more shot at sanity, and then…

  30. Chadzilla says:

    Specter thought bubble – This guy’s finger is moving crazier than that magic bullet that killed JFK!

  31. Alex Knapp says:

    Senator Arlen Specter (D) takes note of the too-fast-for the eye movements of the man’s finger and realizes that he is trapped in the Matrix.

  32. Elmo says:

    No, you can’t have any ketchup. You’ll eat that frickin crow raw!

  33. Elmo says:

    Neener neener neener!

  34. Elmo says:

    Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

  35. elliot says:

    Rock, Paper, Scissor!!! Okay, best out of three.

  36. Hermoine says:

    “You think Serena, Kanye and that Wilson guy are rude? Well, self-important m*th*rf*ck*r …”

  37. Elmo says:

    Don’t tell me to try some decaf!

  38. Alex Knapp says:

    “Mr. Specter, you’re excellent and Imma let you finish, but Jim Jeffords was the best turncoat Senator of ALL TIME.”