Monday, September 21, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Back when Harry bloged with hair?
Global warming, the only way to truly go green.
Yes, a true believer, his apartment is made out of grass soup.
Living on donkey poop and donkey poop alone?
One recyclable container is for fertilizing my community garden, one is for recycling my talking points. And when the terrorists(white supremacist that are tea bagging every one) march by I can quickly stick my head in the closest one.
* Wait… there’s no toilet paper!
What he thought was Hope and Change sure was just not for the better. mpw
After reading Red State, Wonko the Sane knows that living in the Outside of the Asylum is the only thing to be done. (Thanks to Douglas Adams).
SimCity: Bailout or Bust Edition
Sure, the coffee was nasty and expensive, the ambiance proved too loud for cell phone calls, and the seating hurt after a while, but it offered free wi-fi, so it was Ted’s home office away from home.
Following the advice of ACORN employees, this homeless man added just a “few designer touches” to his park bench and then he was able to get a home mortgage.
Finally, proof that not all bloggers wear pajamas.
The First Lady leaves a bigger carbon footprint in one shopping trip for “certified organic Tuscan kale” than Dave, seen here, leaves in one whole year.
George Stephanopoulos finds he’s stuck out in the cold because the White House doesn’t like his definition of the word “taxes”.
It never dawned on Ted what living in a ‘glass house’ would be like.
For this New York Times reporter Obama’s newspaper bailout can’t come fast enough.
“Freeeeeee Credit, Report, dot, Com….”
Not realizing he got the process backwards, Bob searches Craig’s List for an apartment AFTER getting his furnishings.
Funemployment ain’t what it’s cracked up to be.
But I still gots my free porn!
What housing crisis? Everything seems fine.
Let’s see. (tap,tap,tap) “Welcome to Weather.Com” (Thinking) I hope it don’t rain.
The nerve of some people, when they gotta go, they gotta go.
Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire
The recession is over. The homeless guy got some furniture and wifi.
Sign of a failing economy: The “I’m a MAC” guy gets downsized.
“Thanks for the lawnwarming gift, Mom.”
IKEA helps the homeless!
Manhattan has the Standard Hotel for the voyeur crowd….this…on the other hand…..ain’t Manhattan….
Only the funky loveseat was left when Rodney came to garage sale, so he made a caption contest out of it.
It wasn’t until after Obamacare that recovery from hemmoroidal surgury became quite public.
Berkely Ca. was the first town to respond to the need for facilities at public bus stops.
Everything was coming along just fine until Edwin flushed the toilet.
Jonah was the first to use a laptop on a crap top.
The main criticism with the new eco-toilets was the required use of electronic toilet paper.
G*d Bless the libturd blogger ….
plink plink: I want my country back.
It ain’t easy being green ….
Online survey: Since January 20th, how would you rate your financial situation?
a) More difficult to bring chix back to the pad.
b) I didn’t know the Ninety Nine Cent Store sold booze.
c) Things are looking up (they can’t get any worse).
“Gosh, do I get the vertical blinds, a roller-solar shade, plantation shutters or double cell shades?”
Though spartan, elmo still found accommodations at the N.B.I.C. (Neocon Blogger Internment Camp), airy and spacious.
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