Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Hat tip — Dodd)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Back when Harry bloged with hair?

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    Global warming, the only way to truly go green.

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    Yes, a true believer, his apartment is made out of grass soup.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    Living on donkey poop and donkey poop alone?

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    One recyclable container is for fertilizing my community garden, one is for recycling my talking points. And when the terrorists(white supremacist that are tea bagging every one) march by I can quickly stick my head in the closest one.

  6. Eric Florack says:

    * Wait… there’s no toilet paper!

  7. mpw280 says:

    What he thought was Hope and Change sure was just not for the better. mpw

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    After reading Red State, Wonko the Sane knows that living in the Outside of the Asylum is the only thing to be done. (Thanks to Douglas Adams).

  9. LIndy R. Dole says:

    SimCity: Bailout or Bust Edition

  10. Brian J. says:

    Sure, the coffee was nasty and expensive, the ambiance proved too loud for cell phone calls, and the seating hurt after a while, but it offered free wi-fi, so it was Ted’s home office away from home.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Following the advice of ACORN employees, this homeless man added just a “few designer touches” to his park bench and then he was able to get a home mortgage.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Finally, proof that not all bloggers wear pajamas.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    The First Lady leaves a bigger carbon footprint in one shopping trip for “certified organic Tuscan kale” than Dave, seen here, leaves in one whole year.

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    George Stephanopoulos finds he’s stuck out in the cold because the White House doesn’t like his definition of the word “taxes”.

  15. elliot says:

    It never dawned on Ted what living in a ‘glass house’ would be like.

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    For this New York Times reporter Obama’s newspaper bailout can’t come fast enough.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    “Freeeeeee Credit, Report, dot, Com….”

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Not realizing he got the process backwards, Bob searches Craig’s List for an apartment AFTER getting his furnishings.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Funemployment ain’t what it’s cracked up to be.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    No job.
    No car.
    No home.
    But I still gots my free porn!

  21. yetanotherjohn says:

    What housing crisis? Everything seems fine.

  22. elliot says:

    Let’s see. (tap,tap,tap) “Welcome to Weather.Com” (Thinking) I hope it don’t rain.

  23. elliot says:

    The nerve of some people, when they gotta go, they gotta go.

  24. rodney dill says:

    Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire

  25. Idiot says:

    The recession is over. The homeless guy got some furniture and wifi.

  26. FormerHostage says:

    Sign of a failing economy: The “I’m a MAC” guy gets downsized.

  27. Hodink says:

    “Thanks for the lawnwarming gift, Mom.”

  28. floyd says:

    IKEA helps the homeless!

  29. peterh says:

    Manhattan has the Standard Hotel for the voyeur crowd….this…on the other hand…..ain’t Manhattan….

  30. chsw says:

    Only the funky loveseat was left when Rodney came to garage sale, so he made a caption contest out of it.

  31. DL says:

    It wasn’t until after Obamacare that recovery from hemmoroidal surgury became quite public.

    Berkely Ca. was the first town to respond to the need for facilities at public bus stops.

    Everything was coming along just fine until Edwin flushed the toilet.

    Jonah was the first to use a laptop on a crap top.

  32. DL says:

    The main criticism with the new eco-toilets was the required use of electronic toilet paper.

  33. Elmo says:

    G*d Bless the libturd blogger ….

  34. Elmo says:

    plink plink: I want my country back.

  35. Elmo says:

    It ain’t easy being green ….

  36. Elmo says:

    Online survey: Since January 20th, how would you rate your financial situation?

    a) More difficult to bring chix back to the pad.

    b) I didn’t know the Ninety Nine Cent Store sold booze.

    c) Things are looking up (they can’t get any worse).

  37. Rachel Edith says:

    “Gosh, do I get the vertical blinds, a roller-solar shade, plantation shutters or double cell shades?”

  38. Elmo says:

    Though spartan, elmo still found accommodations at the N.B.I.C. (Neocon Blogger Internment Camp), airy and spacious.