Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Yes, I can get my helmut on, but it was hard getting my clown shoes into this suit.

  2. elliot says:

    Barnum and Bailey we have a problem!!!

  3. elliot says:

    The space station? I like to call it my three O-Ring circus…

  4. NASA continues to deny that any astronauts were intoxicated while on the job.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    We haven’t had lift-off but already I can see the surface of Mars.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Obama’s Space Czar fit in quite nicely with the administration’s image.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Space module: $3.4 B
    Ticket on the Space Flight: $1.75 M
    Woopie cushion in the Commander’s Space Suite: PRICELESS!

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?

  9. FormerHostage says:

    I gotta pee!

  10. Eric Florack says:

    In celebration of the 70th anniversary of the release of “The Wizard of Oz”, the scarecrow goes into space.

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    Homie the Biden in outer space?

  12. elliot says:

    You stoned? We have a problem.

  13. Alex says:

    Turns out I’m scared of space clowns, too.

  14. peterh says:

    We have saying up here…..if glow at nite, I delight…..if glow in morn, you moan….

  15. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “I think we’re all Bozos on this space shuttle.”

  16. Wyatt Earp says:

    During the advanced mathematics section of his training, Guy Laliberte was hit in the face with a pi.

  17. Hermoine says:

    Today, inspired by Sarah Palin, Patch Adams quit being a doctor in the middle of an operation to become a freelance astronaut.

  18. Rachel Edith says:

    “Say what you like but I don’t think NASA is a bunch of rinky-dink clowns.”

  19. elliot says:

    Being selected as an alternate crew member only was Rudolph the red nose main fear.

  20. It’s the only upgrade NASA can afford these days.


    This is the closest to the red planet you’re going to get.

  21. DL says:

    That was the last time that cap’t Sillypants flew too close to a nerfball game.

    Agent 006.5 was released from the secret service soon after his disguise as a Tibetian monk fell short of its mark.

    The new nosepatch for queezy pilots still leaves something to be desired.

    The new Obama military uniform of the “Peace Through Fun Corp.” is displayed.

    The hand held mic failed to hold up during the two “G” dive.

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    After Congressman Alan Grayson’s outrages comments, some Democrats have found it so difficult to garner any media attention that they have decided to add costumes to their repertoire when on the floor of The House.

  23. Maggie Mama says:

    If Harry Reid loses reelection next year, there is always another Democrat waiting in the wings to become Senate Majority Leader.

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    The National Enquirer caption: “Sex with female employees is just the beginning of Letterman’s dirty little secrets.”

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    Dan Rather’s lawyer, Martin Gold, said he was “extremely disappointed” that their $70 million CBS suit was dismissed and vowed to continue the appeals process.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama has just name a czar to work on NASA space projects.

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    (Dill, delete above ‘czar’ comment and apologies to FormerHostage.)

  28. Hodink says:

    “I’m the clone of Ardi and yeah, you can tell Ringling Brothers that we invented clown college.”

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m trying to disguise my identity. Fact is, I worked for Letterman and he left something out of his confession.”

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    “Unemployment of this magnitude and duration also translates into ugly politics, because fear and anxiety are fertile grounds for demagogues weilding the politics of resentment against immigrants, blacks, the poor, government leaders, business leaders, Jews, and other easy targets. It’s already started. Next year is a mid-term election. Be prepared for worse.”

    Actual quote from former Clinton Clown, Robert Reich.

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    Former President Jimmy Carter is back in front of the cameras again.

  32. It is a little-known fact that Cirque du Soleil had a Russian contract to develop an emergency rebreather in case there is loss of cabin pressure. But now the Russians are wondering what clown came up with that idea.

  33. elliot says:

    Guy thought NASA stood for NASAL ANTICS for SILLY ASTRONAUTS.