Thursday, October 8, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Mega-monster stopped just short of destroying the crowd when a nearby car hit a little rabbit playing a drum.
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, then have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.
Obamacolossus, the First Wonder of the Changed World, was erected on the shores of the Chicago River to stop violence henceforth.
Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look! It’s Obama-Bot!
Voice in the crowd: “Told ya, he was part white.”
Rush Limbaugh: “Obama’s problem is more than just a big head.”
“Friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your gears . . . “
DOD displayed the new Ground Unmanned Vehicle known as the “GOV” to be used in Afghanistan and town hall meetings. As usual the new technology may be to late to be useful. But at $2 billion a unit quite the stimulus to the Pelosi district.
Chicago gave up without a fuss, but Tokyo is going before the IOC for a second opinion.
So, you think it’s easy being me? Have you any idea how much a 55-gallon drum of Preparation H costs?
Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.
And it eats clunkers too…
I don’t care what you think. I say Madonna’s had some work done.
I’m not worried so much by the laser eyes as by the wide stance.
The Obama administration’s new Automobile Czar is unveiled before a respectfully hushed crowd.
And poops deficit.
….after eating taxpayer dollars!
Trying to get the IOC to reconsider, Oprah sent a new negotiator from Chicago to the Olympic Headquarters.
“BRING ME A THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GO-BOT!! I wanna put some sugar in her gas tank, if you know what I mean.”
The Obama-bot: This white-70’s-disco-suit look is so me
GUN-DAMN! He’s big.
After the first prototype rolled off the assembly line, a voice came over the factory loud speaker…”Who wants to print “Made in Japan” on his butt?”
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Ugh, a typo in my first submission – DAMN YOU FIREFOX SPELLCHECK!
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, they have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.
No Mama, thats it’s ecofriendly green fuel….. it’s shoveld into it’s flaming ass after being riped off of ours…..
Glenn Reynolds reveals his true form.
And you thought the D after Harry Reid’s name stood for Democrat rather than Decepticon.
I am here as a representative of the new congressionally mandated Death Panels. Did I say death? I meant life. Yes, I am here as a representative of the new congressionally mandated Life Panels. Death is life, yada, yada, yada.
I, for one, welcome our new Democrat Decepticon overlords.
People of Earth, repeat after me: “Barack Hussein Obama, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.”
Wii want to play.
Transformers 3, Scream Like You Mean It! (when lying, socialist, fascist, Islamist traitors win the Nobel Prize).
Yo, Barack, I’m really happy for you, and I’m going to let you finish, but Tsvangirai had one of the best soundbites of all time!
Now that you’ve won the Nobel Prize and a million and a half dollars Barry … what are you going to do? (Go to Islamabad!)
Something went radically wrong at the sperm bank after some HD motor oil dripped onto Einstein’s frozen sperm.
Something went radically wrong at the sperm bank after some HD motor oil dripped onto Einstein’s sperm.
We are not worthy Obie!
David Letterman: who’s your daddy?
We come in peace … We come for the appeasement.
Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Obama!
This is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants.
He said oil can!
Tin: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven’t slept in weeks.
Lion: Why don’t you try counting sheep?
Tin: That doesn’t do any good. I’m afraid of them.
I’d like to thank all the little people ….
On this week’s episode of Dancing
With the Cartoon Stars …
Who knew the Nobel Peace Prize came with a statuette?
“Take me to your itsy bitsy teenie weenie leader.”
“Hi. I’m a resident of Cabeus Crater on the moon. And I’d just like to ask, ‘What were you thinking?'”
Mattel rolls out it’s new upgraded version of Rock ’em Sock ’em robots…when all of a sudden another robot appears challenging him. ‘Bam… wizzzzz…he knocked his block off!’!
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Caption Contest Winners
Northam Refuses To Resign, Denies Racist Photos Are Of Him
Three Judge Panel Upholds South Carolina Voter ID Law, Delays Implementation
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There
Second Woman Says Al Franken Groped Her In 2010