Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. DL says:

    Mega-monster stopped just short of destroying the crowd when a nearby car hit a little rabbit playing a drum.

  2. Chadzilla says:

    My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, then have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Obamacolossus, the First Wonder of the Changed World, was erected on the shores of the Chicago River to stop violence henceforth.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look! It’s Obama-Bot!

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Voice in the crowd: “Told ya, he was part white.”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Rush Limbaugh: “Obama’s problem is more than just a big head.”

  7. Gollum says:

    “Friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your gears . . . “

  8. kvc says:

    DOD displayed the new Ground Unmanned Vehicle known as the “GOV” to be used in Afghanistan and town hall meetings. As usual the new technology may be to late to be useful. But at $2 billion a unit quite the stimulus to the Pelosi district.

  9. William d'Inger says:

    Chicago gave up without a fuss, but Tokyo is going before the IOC for a second opinion.

  10. William d'Inger says:

    So, you think it’s easy being me? Have you any idea how much a 55-gallon drum of Preparation H costs?

  11. William d'Inger says:

    Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Democrats roll out their alternative to voluntary end-of-life counseling.

    And it eats clunkers too…

  13. FormerHostage says:

    I don’t care what you think. I say Madonna’s had some work done.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    I’m not worried so much by the laser eyes as by the wide stance.

  15. Anderson says:

    The Obama administration’s new Automobile Czar is unveiled before a respectfully hushed crowd.

  16. William d'Inger says:

    And it eats clunkers too…

    And poops deficit.

  17. Maggie Mama says:

    ….after eating taxpayer dollars!

  18. Rachel Edith says:

    Trying to get the IOC to reconsider, Oprah sent a new negotiator from Chicago to the Olympic Headquarters.

  19. Phil Smith says:

    “BRING ME A THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GO-BOT!! I wanna put some sugar in her gas tank, if you know what I mean.”

  20. Scott says:

    The Obama-bot: This white-70’s-disco-suit look is so me

  21. elliot says:

    GUN-DAMN! He’s big.

  22. elliot says:

    After the first prototype rolled off the assembly line, a voice came over the factory loud speaker…”Who wants to print “Made in Japan” on his butt?”

  23. Wyatt Earp says:

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

  24. Wyatt Earp says:

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

  25. Chadzilla says:

    Ugh, a typo in my first submission – DAMN YOU FIREFOX SPELLCHECK!

    My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that the Chinese have given up their trade war with us. As a gift, they have left us this Trojan Bot, which I intend to take into the Capitol tonight with little or no inspection at all.

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    ….after eating taxpayer dollars!

    No Mama, thats it’s ecofriendly green fuel….. it’s shoveld into it’s flaming ass after being riped off of ours…..

  27. Clovis says:

    Glenn Reynolds reveals his true form.

  28. And you thought the D after Harry Reid’s name stood for Democrat rather than Decepticon.

  29. I am here as a representative of the new congressionally mandated Death Panels. Did I say death? I meant life. Yes, I am here as a representative of the new congressionally mandated Life Panels. Death is life, yada, yada, yada.

  30. I, for one, welcome our new Democrat Decepticon overlords.

  31. People of Earth, repeat after me: “Barack Hussein Obama, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.”

  32. Wii want to play.

  33. Elmo says:

    Transformers 3, Scream Like You Mean It! (when lying, socialist, fascist, Islamist traitors win the Nobel Prize).

  34. Elmo says:

    Yo, Barack, I’m really happy for you, and I’m going to let you finish, but Tsvangirai had one of the best soundbites of all time!

  35. Elmo says:

    Now that you’ve won the Nobel Prize and a million and a half dollars Barry … what are you going to do? (Go to Islamabad!)

  36. DL says:

    Something went radically wrong at the sperm bank after some HD motor oil dripped onto Einstein’s frozen sperm.

  37. DL says:

    Something went radically wrong at the sperm bank after some HD motor oil dripped onto Einstein’s sperm.

  38. Elmo says:

    We are not worthy Obie!

  39. Elmo says:

    David Letterman: who’s your daddy?

  40. Elmo says:

    We come in peace … We come for the appeasement.

  41. Elmo says:

    ’39 edition:

    Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Obama!

    This is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants.

    He said oil can!

    Tin: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven’t slept in weeks.
    Lion: Why don’t you try counting sheep?
    Tin: That doesn’t do any good. I’m afraid of them.

  42. Elmo says:

    I’d like to thank all the little people ….

    On this week’s episode of Dancing
    With the Cartoon Stars …

  43. Maggie Mama says:

    Who knew the Nobel Peace Prize came with a statuette?

  44. Hodink says:

    “Take me to your itsy bitsy teenie weenie leader.”

  45. Hermoine says:

    “Hi. I’m a resident of Cabeus Crater on the moon. And I’d just like to ask, ‘What were you thinking?'”

  46. elliot says:

    Mattel rolls out it’s new upgraded version of Rock ’em Sock ’em robots…when all of a sudden another robot appears challenging him. ‘Bam… wizzzzzhe knocked his block off!’!