Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AFP/File/Elvis Barukcic)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Errr, I’m so mad. His limo took my spot again.

  2. elliot says:

    There’s three of us and two of them. We can take ’em, I’m sure.

  3. mpw280 says:

    Damn, did I miss the red tie memo! Somebodies head is going to roll for this. mpw

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Rock. Rock.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    OK, pick the hand with the keys to my “secret location”.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Check the biceps; I’ve been working out with Aaaaaarnold.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Sure, sure, the President received the Peace prize BUT I think I’m gonna get the War prize for fighting with the GOP since 1973.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Then he banged his hands on the massive desk and declared: “Saturday Night Live is programma non grata.”

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    I fart in your general direction, you empty-headed wiper of other people’s bottoms!

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Joe, have you ever heard the one about how jerking off gives you hairy palms?

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Yup, I really did beat Palin up during the debates.

  12. Phil Smith says:

    Biden doesn’t quite understand why they all call him “punchy”.

  13. Joe Biden caught milking the giant cow

  14. elliot says:

    Biden: Why is everybody kicking me?

    Javier: Heh Heh, I put a kick me sign on Joe’s back.

  15. Idiot says:

    Biden – “The three of them will get hit with it in a second just watch their faces. The best part of this job is that they have to pretend not to hear it.”

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    Fiber … it does a body good.

    … so I wiped the sand out of my eyes, signed up for Charles Atlas’ course and just look at the results.

  17. Idiot says:

    Biden – “I hope that was just gas and not misplaced confidence.”

  18. Clovis says:

    This sheriff don’t need guns.

  19. Idiot says:

    Biden – “Barack said we are lifting don’t ask, don’t tell – so go ahead tell them its mine.”

    Biden – “When I told Barack to stimulate the economy, I told him we were going to have give it the gas.”

  20. Chadzilla says:

    Joe seemed clean and articulate to his fellow world leaders…until he crapped himself trying to show off “Mike & Ike”.

  21. Idiot says:

    Biden – “So we are all in the Situation Room, Barack is to my left, going over McChrystal’s recommendations and then I hear the number of troops he wants so I do one these moves, and it wasn’t gas. Talk about your WTF moments.”

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    “Dancing With The Stars called so I buffed up a little to look good in my sleeveless, open-front shirt.”

  23. mannning says:

    Dammit, I told them all to wear black, but I forgot about the red tie syndrome. Dammit again!

  24. rodney dill says:

    “IIIII…FART!!!.. in your general direction.”

  25. Alex says:

    Biden vs. Holyfield, 2009!!! sunday Sunday SUNDAY!! BE THERE!!

  26. elliot says:

    Biden: How’s my Dole impression…?

  27. Hodink says:

    “You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.”*

    *You’re So Vain ~ Carly Simon

  28. Idiot says:

    Botox Treatments – $1,000 per month.
    Hair Plugs – $15,000.
    Having State Department lackeys deal with your Depends – Priceless.

  29. IrishTexan says:

    {singing, from The Wizard of Oz}
    Yeah, it’s sad, believe me, Missy,
    When you’re born to be a sissy,
    Without the vim and verve.
    But I could show my prowess,
    Be a lion, not a “mowess,”
    If I only had the nerve.

  30. Elmo says:

    We must
    we must
    we must improve our bust
    The bigger the better
    the tighter the sweater
    We must
    we must
    we must improve our bust.

  31. Elmo says:

    My other right hand?