Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. FormerHostage says:

    In response to recent criticisms, ACORN employees undergo intensive in-house training.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    MSNBC announces it’s new Fall lineup.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, and Charlie Rangel hold a press conference to deny reports that they received special deals from lobbyists.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    Obama’s Foreign policy czars.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    The CNN Executives who decided to Fact-Check the SNL skits.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    PETA protesting the subjugation of balloon animals.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Cindy Sheehan’s overdone the eyeliner a bit don’t you think?

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    Since Limbaugh was dumped as a potential buyer of the Rams, other buyers tender their offer.

  9. rodney dill says:

    OBAMA — The Musical

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    The NY Times is reporting that CEO/Chairman Jamie Dimon ‘must balance paying bonuses to JPMorgan investment bankers based on blow-out earnings with public furor over Wall Street pay.’

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    The Senate Finance Committee has prepared another set of questions for Round Two with Wall Street bankers.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Michael Moore is working on his next film: “Under the Big Top.”

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Victims of Botox have initiated a class action suit.

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    After being chastized by an anonymous White House source the “Internet left fringe” bloggers have taken off their pajamas, gotten dressed and now “realize that governing a closely divided country is complicated and difficult.”

  15. Hey, someone promised there would be bread to go with this circus!

  16. DL says:

    The White House Press Corp responds approvingly of another Gibbs clever quip.

    Obama’s team of medical consultants respond to a dying senior citizen’s request for aspirin.

    Laughter spread quickly when Obama’s replacement troops were selected to go to Afghanistan.

    SEIU members display their new uniforms designed to soften their previous image.

    The Democratic congressional clown union tries to cheer Obama after his return from Norway.

  17. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    We’re from the government and we are here to help!

  18. Elmo says:

    There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission of the health care debate. If we wish to make it louder, we will pump up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tell you to STFU. We can reduce your focus to a soft blur, or divert it by banging you over the head nonstop (with Obama speaches and lies). We will control when you go horizontal (and die). We will control how long you remain vertical. For the next hour sit quietly, while we will control all outlets. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from Barry’s bowels … to The Media Outer Limits.

  19. roger says:

    A behinds the scenes photo of the Nobel committee as they voted on President Obama’s nomination.

  20. elliot says:

    Que Pasa..Mexico City…First we would like to know who stole the hubcaps off our clown car?

  21. Elmo says:
  22. Elmo says:

    Smell that? Do you smell that? Libwuhl greasepaint son … nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of libwuhl Senators in the morning. That smell, it smells like …. failure.

  23. ck says:

    Live shot of OTB Caption Contest commenters.

  24. ck says:

    Death Clown Panel presents Final Paperwork to hospitalized grandma, to be signed in triplicate before her termination.

  25. Elmo says:
  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres, and Randy Jackson decide they should perform for the latest round of American Idol.

  27. peterh says:

    GOP punditry…..where makeup & lipstick are staples…..

  28. MDr says:

    The Obama Cabinet reacting to – stop campaigning & start governing!

  29. brainy435 says:

    Members of Congress express surprise at recent low Congressional approval ratings.

  30. brainy435 says:

    Apparantly the members of the Insane Clown Posse have lost a bit of their edge in recent years.

  31. I see the Senate’s Health and Welfare Committee have raised a quorum.

  32. Our motto is, “Never let a pratfall go to waste.”

  33. So we got to the part of the Baucus Bill where it says no new taxes will be raised on the middle class and…

  34. I think using the monkey’s paw to resurrect Michael Jackson was probably a bad idea.

  35. As in ancient Rome, Obama provides the masses with bread and, well, you know.

  36. Three years from now: “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”

  37. elliot says:

    Undercover investigation at the Captitol: Captured on camera are the clowns who really make the important policies and laws that run our country.

  38. Gollum says:

    Bernanke (in the back): “Well, yeah, the numbers do still suck. But our attitude is positively jubilant!”

  39. yetanotherjohn says:

    The Noble peace prize committee met with reporters to defend their selection of Obama.

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, here I am stuck in the middle of DC again.

    Then a hush fell over the crowd as they realized that these clowns were from the US and were doing jobs that Mexicans were not willing to do.

    Racism. Look at that white face. Racism. (hey , it works for the left).

    And so it begins, with the first Michael Jackson sighting (the one on the right) replacing the Elvis sightings.

  40. Gollum says:

    Bank of America’s board of directors prepares to release its third quarter financials.

  41. Gollum says:

    These clowns are distinguishable from the Nobel prize committee by the color of their noses.

  42. mannning says:

    Baucus, we just read the draft of your healthcare bill!

  43. Rachel Edith says:

    The Three Homeless Tenors And The Jobless Choir get a makeover to appear happy.