Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    Cross-dressing in Times Square is not going to get you noticed by casting, Rex.

  2. Elliot says:

    What did the dog say to the nervous mailman? Okay, I’ll bite, what?

  3. Elliot says:

    Yes, we are here to premier our new song..”Fleas Release Me”….

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Their barks are bigger than their bites.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Who said ‘New York is going to the dogs’? We just made the playoffs!

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    I can’t believe they gave Obama “Best in Show.”

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Dress me up will he! I’m planning to piss on his shoes the first chance I get.

  8. William d'Inger says:

    Agents K and J have disappeared working this assignment, so try to look inconspicuous when you’re sniffing crotches today.

  9. William d'Inger says:

    No no, doofus, this is New York. Here we bite Katz.

  10. William d'Inger says:

    How many times do I have to tell you? You wait for the director to shout, “Cut” before you pee on his shoe.

  11. Willian d'Inger says:

    My agent thinks I’m a shoo in for this Urban Lassie gig. Saving little Timmy from that malfunctioning subway door ought to be a piece of cake.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    Any dog can be bred back to the original wild mongrel within three generations, some just may have a harder time breeding than others.

    This is why I oppose gay marriages. They can’t breed and it just leads to them dressing up dogs.

    With the sunglasses, no one recognized spuds McKenzie nor the taco bell chihuahua.

    Didn’t you get the memo, dog owners ride free.

    This is Obama’s urban base. Any questions?

    With the Obama administration’s pay caps, the replacements hired by the financial firms had o take the subway.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    First it was the Bird flu. Now it’s the Swine flu. Some terrified New Yorkers are traveling incognito hoping to avoid the anticipated Canine flu.

  14. Clovis says:

    It is imperative that we all lower our carbon pawprint, daaahhliink. So we have decided to adopt rather than have our own litter. Gabriella here has found the most adorable Basenji pup.

  15. Clovis says:

    Stay cool. Robert and Brenda Vale will never recognize us in these bitchin’ disguises.

  16. William d'Inger says:

    Meet Puddles and Poo (her brother)
    Your carpet and lawn they’ll cover
    Believe me, it’s true
    When they are through
    They’re cuter from this end than the other.

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “Our owner’s idea of a motor coach tour. Geez.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    Schnauzer? I don’t even know her.

  19. Ingognito.

  20. Michael Jackson and Elvis were sighted after reincarnation.

  21. Hodink says:

    A master with stinky feet.

  22. elliot says:

    Excuse me, did you just call us a couple of bitches?

  23. DL says:

    Obama demonstrates his new homeland security attack dogs; his latest weapon in the War on Terriers.

    The new border guards demonstrate Obama’s seriousness on keeping America sovereign.

  24. DL says:

    In order to sell Obamacare, Obama attempts to enlist veterinarians to his cause.

  25. Elmo says:

    You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? Well I’m the only miniature Schnauzer wearing sunglasses here. Who the fook do you think you’re talking to?

  26. Elmo says:

    Can I get a woof woof?

  27. Elmo says:

    Whaddya get when you combine a George Benson song and an Al Pacino movie?

  28. Elmo says:

    Eeef it looks like Obamacare, walks like Obamacare, and talks like Obamacare …

  29. physics geek says:

    The Village People reunion tour didn’t turn out quite as expected.

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    Pets across the country are in hiding after reading this headline from New Zealand: “Save the planet: eat a dog”.

  31. Hermoine says:

    “Do u c what I c?”
    “Whoa, is that Bo?”

  32. Elmo says: