Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mpw says:

    Dumb and Dumber. mpw

  2. Elmo says:

    I’m so wet to see you.

  3. Elmo says:

    No Barry, my G spot’s a little lower.

    Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the Fidel.

  4. Elmo says:

    A bird in the hand … is worth two in the bushpig.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Amazing! I never knew female schmucks existed!

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Members of the GOP complain the President has no time for them, but the White House affirms that Obama can’t meet with “just anyone”.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Drudge breaking: Obama to appear on reality tv show: “Housewives of D.C.”.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Thank heavens he didn’t bow down to her; now that really would have been embarrassing!

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Aren’t you Mrs. Tiger Woods?

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Hell, it’s another unprecedented event for Obama.

  11. “Mr. President, thank you for making me rich and famous!” “Um, what?” “You’ll find out tomorrow…”

  12. John Burgess says:

    In the foreground: Elected Fake, Fake, and Fake.

  13. Elmo says:

    Buraq, the Magic Pony
    had a very shiny nose.
    And if you ever saw it,
    you would even say it glows.

    All of the other Soldiers of Allah
    used to laugh and call him names.
    They never let poor Buraq
    join in any jihadi games.

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Salahi came to say:
    “Buraq with your nose so bright,
    won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

    Then all the jihadi loved him
    as they shouted out with glee,
    Buraq, the Magic Pony,
    you’ll go down in history!

  14. Elmo says:
  15. hpb says:

    Thank heavens he didn’t bow down to her

    ++Maggie Mama

  16. Hello Mr. President, do you validate?

  17. President Obama: “It is a pleasure to finally meet you Mr. Winter.”

  18. “You had me at ‘Yes we can!'”

  19. President Obama: “Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.”

  20. “Klaatu barada nikto”

  21. “Do I look like Mrs. Obama?”

  22. peterh says:

    I’ll consider that offer if you consider getting a boob job….

  23. Barry and Kumar go to White Castle House

  24. Elmo says:

    Snow White and the (fifty) seventh dwarf.

  25. Elmo says:

    How do you do … pleased to meet me.

    The Great (half) White Dope.

    What did one gate crasher say to the other?

    No, President of the United States is just so umm … well formal. Call me Jihad Barry, please.

    I’m just doing this part time, until I get my big break (producers of “Are You Smarter Than a fifth Grader?”, please pickup the yellow courtesy phone).

    Pull my finger. No .. really!

    The return of the lions of Tsavo.

  26. “You know what they say about guys with big hands don’t you?”

  27. “Yeah, they pretended their son was trapped in a rogue weather balloon just to get on television. Can you imagine?”

  28. Survivor: District of Columbia

  29. “Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”