Thursday, December 10, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
and they keep coming out of the woodwork to say they have been night putting with the “Tiger”. mpw
Tiger’s #2 man moves in to set up the cute blond in the miniskirt while Tiger sets up the tough putt.
When Tiger now yells fore, his wife responds, “the SOB has at least a dozen.”
The first clue was when he hired the porno queen as his Tuesday caddy.
Experts report that Tiger drives a golf ball further than a SUV.
…New reports have surfaced that Tiger has been swinging his club both ways and was seen on the ‘green’ a few times….
Due to a horrifying gaffe, Tiger brought his “gimp” to the course and left his caddy tied up in his basement.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows Tiger his future of Tits and Gits.
Are you trying to imply that Tiger is tri-sexual?
Klaatu barada nikto!
It’s Not Always Sunny in Jupiter Florida.
Dr. Manhattan had a fetish for Silk. His lesser known green brother had one for Woods.
Hey Tiger … don’t look now, but there’s another transgression at six o’clock.
I predict the Tiger mistress mania will stop when mistress 17 is revealed.
Just in time for the holidays with ghosts, golf and repentance. Tiger Woods as Screwge.
…or as Screwedge
What’s the flag placement on the 17th green today?
17: “Please let Tiger grab a wood from my bag!”
A clever TMZ reporter has gone undercover in an attempt to trap Woods into answering a few questions.
It doesn’t matter where you look, Woods is surrounded by greens and numerous mistresses looking to collect some green.
Woods used to have a couple of drinks at the 19th hole; we now suspect he’s been hitting the bottle during the game.
I can’t believe they put the hole on the 17th green right next to the rough.
I predict body condoms will become ever more popular at Tiger’s events.
… and Flash Gordon was there in lime green underwear, Tiger Woods was The Insatiable Man.
I’m feelin’ a wedge right now.
Now you know why Tiger refuses to use a hybrid on Tour.
This is clearly photoshopped. Jean skirts are not allowed.
Admit it, you want to know where he keeps his keys too, don’t you?
Elin: What would you do?
Alien: Play him as he lies.
Take me to your leaderboard.
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former limegreenpeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
I like that.
Want to go in together?
In later years, Tiger Woods’ support for the direct election of senators would come to haunt him constantly.
Fancy a luge ride, Mr. Woods?
Condom Man ~ “Well, the days of us hush-hush-hushing for you are now over, Stud Muffin.”
It was assumed that the affair with the 17th green was leaked by Mr. Woods himself largely to dispell the idea that he was into rough sex.
Once a golfer always a golfer: When asked from a heckler how many ladies he really had…Tiger said 17 but put me down for six.
Tiger (aka Cheetah) – “Has anybody seen my reputation?”
Does anyone else find the creepiest aspect of this image to be the red lipstick on Mr. Green Genes?
It looks as though Tiger’s lost his focus.
Phil Knight denied today that Nike had changed its tagline to “Just Do Me.”
So that’s a niblick.
Tiger burnished his environmental credentials by bringing along his green piece.
… 17th … 18th …
Nike’s new fall/winter sportswear lineup: Schadenfreude.
Hoisted by his own putter.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a Tiger by the tale.
(L-R): Dinglebell, Lulubell, Jezebel.
Tiger hunts for his dignity.
Hey Doc … this Ambien stuff ain’t working out too good. I keep seeing funny green men, and a blonde with a three iron chasing after me.
If ya can’t stand the heat,
keep your spatula outta other people’s kitchen.
In addition to the $1.5 mil first prize, the champion will also recieive a brand new Buick Rendezvoux, Tryst, or Liason. In their choice of color (or package).
Tiger Woods meets his conscience, for the first time.
I know he’s still there.
And he knows, I know he’s still there.
And the crowd knows, he knows, I know he’ still there.
Tiger; one part of a perfect twelvesome.
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