Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES MILITARY HEALTH IMAGES OF THE DAY

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Zach says:

    So, no bocce ball?

  2. Elmo says:

    Armed with marshmallows and one whole whirly, Bambi goes all out in his attempt to subdue Iran.

  3. elliot says:

    Stopped right in their tracks, the soldiers were expecting something totally different when meeting that internet girl known only as “hottie284”.

  4. yetanotherjohn says:

    A pin up girl designed by committee

    A wide body for the wide bodies … the Sikorsky wide body helicopters provide unparalleled lifting capability.

    In vindication, Hillary provided photgraphic proof of her dodging sniper fire. We also discovered why she is never photographed in anything but pant suits.

    After a 13 month tour in the sandbox, it was good to be home. But then the pentagon released their secret weapon to induce the men to volunteer immediately for another tour.

    How do you know if she is excited to see you? Roll her in flour and look for a wet spot.

    Is that covered by the new health insurance.

    From one vet to the other: ‘Blast, I wanted to get laid, not flattened.’

    Gentlemen, this is what you are fighting for.

    Mrs. Atkins enjoying a nice day at the beach.

    I think there may be a bit to much reality in this reality show.

    Just be thankful that isn’t a corduroy bikini. There is a ban on fires at this beach.

  5. markm says:

    Military guy: “OH…so she isn’t beached yet…well we’ll just reconnoiter until that is so”.

  6. “Man, the USO girls get worse every year”

  7. lol says:

    Concessions and stand, can be a bad thing?

  8. lol says:

    Recreational crack dealer?

  9. lol says:

    I know that there must be a Transformers joke in there somewhere, but you look first……

  10. D. Dean says:

    Sally meets the AH-1 Cobra team that flew in the rest of her lunch.

  11. D. Dean says:

    Rescue crew receives prank call on beached whale. Full story at 11:00.

  12. Aviation Week and Space Technology have obtained a photo of the Air Force’s new “bunker buster” weapon.

  13. I asked for a Huey not a Baby Huey.

  14. Two hours ealier… heads I go with the burka, tails with the bikini.

  15. Two hours earlier… heads I go with the burka, tails with the bikini.

  16. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  17. Oh no, she has started singing.

  18. Another 396 pound weakling at the beach.

  19. Here’s something I picked up from Jeffrey Leonard, I call it one flab down.

  20. Hodink says:

    Now you know why we made her a Rear Admiral.

  21. markm says:

    Lady: “ex…EXCUSE ME SIR. Can you tell me, does that helicopter make my butt look fat?”

  22. Elmo says:

    Al Bundy: I’m blind!

  23. Elmo says:

    The straw that broke Elin’s back.

  24. MikeM says:

    The U.S. military prepares to load their newest weapon in their fight against the Taliban.

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    It’s been a while since the press last “caught” Hillary Clinton at the beach so who could know how much her cankles have been traveling north.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Nice hat.

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Boy, oh, boy, that’s one big “bird”.

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    Boy, oh, boy, that’s one two big “birds”.

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    “Well, sir, we have narrowed down the cause and no, it wasn’t an earthquake and yes, the Richter Scale magnitude was amazing and …”

  30. BC says:

    From my Army Aviation son, “Frick, we’re not in Kansas anymore!”

  31. Mr. Prosser says:

    You see, Gunny, why the burka is not always a bad thing.

  32. physics geek says:

    Mata Hari: the later years.

    So maybe YOU can tell me where that 800-lb. gorilla sleeps.

    Arrakis has the sand worms. Coney Island? The far more deadly sand mutant.

    Hey, you want a McDonald’s with that shake?

  33. Elmo says:

    Pharaoh’s new Beachmaster just ain’ what she usta be (needing to pay for Obamacare, Acorn, Cash for Clunkers, and Little Pink Clouds for You and Me).

  34. Clovis says:
  35. Cowboy Blob says:

    She’s looking for a Few Good Men… to help carry her picnic basket.

  36. Elmo says:

    Yeah, hold on a sec, I’m talking with my bookie …. on the broad vs cobra matchup, put me down for five on the broad.

  37. rodney dill says:

    Alien vs. Predator was so successful that this Christmas Cobra vs. Cougar is being unleashed.

  38. Elmo says:

    Sometimes a helicopter … is just a helicopter.

  39. Elmo says: