Monday, January 4, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
With a tight-lipped smile, Obama waves to the growing number of Americans now “looking down” on him according to recent polls.
After Michelle whispered the cost of her evening gown, a grimacing Obama feigns delight at the Kennedy gala.
Obama: You guys want to see a real wardrobe malfunction…WATCH THIS!!!!
Obama accepts the Oscar for best original screen play on behalf of his teleprompter.
Prezbo at the Ford Theatre thanking Allah that there are no crazed Dumbocrats standing in his way of destroying Lincoln’s USA.
“I hereby call the annual meeting of the Mutual Admiration Society to order”
After a couple of minutes, Biden realized that the Obamatron had malfunctioned and hit the reset button.
Obama appeared relaxed in spite of repeated calls from the right for him to “accept the blame” for the fall of the Roman Empire.
Wife Swapping Day is announced. (Most happy? Michelle. She got Bruuuuuuuuce.)
Heck of a job, Barack.
Born to Run?
Born in the USA?
Vice President Biden admires the “kick me” sign he taped onto President Obama’s back. That other controversial body language photo was taken about 45 minutes later after President Obama discovered the “kick me” sign.
President Obama gives a high five to his best friend: himself.
See, I’m the only one cool enough to applaud with one hand.
Barak – “Michelle left me hanging on the high five…I’ll just act like I was waving to someone in the next row up…aw man, we’re in the top row!”
President Obama, as he receives ‘The Most Popular African American President in History’ award.
…at that very moment Joe realized that we’d elected Jar-Jar Binks as President.
No applause … just money (your’s).
No … really, it’s nothing (you can say that again).
The emperor has a tie!
“And, in defense of my wife, I neglected to share the Wear Black Only memo.”
Once again Obama is seen in public with a purple shirted companion.
Obama takes time out to wave to Reverend Wright
And wouold everyone be sure to notice these finely created Gucci cuff links, Fidel sent me.
I’ll take five beers please – one for each lie I’ve told today.
President Obama, as he receives ‘The Most Popular African American President in U.S. History’ award.
You Like me! You Really Like me!
Obama learned from his visit to The Late Show that having a stooge on stage with an APPLAUSE sign works wonders.
Obama, the One (PBUH), waves to his Heavenly Host on high from his place on earth.
Good Evening Ladies and Germs … pleased to meet me. A funny thing happened on the way over from Mombasa … we outlawed Israel … the bombing begins in five minutes. I’ll be here all week … try the Wagyu hot dogs with Dijon.
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