Monday, January 18, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
In scene II he gets naked and rides a unicorn.
Pictured are the actors portraying Obama, his wife and in the back, Obama’s poll numbers.
Finding an actor with the right skin tone and dialect was the most difficult part of casting – Techincal consultant Harry Reid.
Does the national health care cover nausea?
When asked if she liked the play, Martha Coakley said “Why would I watch a play about a republican.”
At the heart of the fraud scheme was the plan to put on a play so bad it would close the first night.
I predict that this will not contend for the longest running play.
I thought ‘O the musical’ would be like the vagina dialogs, but with orgasms.
Oprah was quite upset when she found out she wasn’t even in the play.
The previews made it look great, but once the curtain went up it wasn’t at all what I expected.
The Flying Teabagger makes his entrance as the villain of the piece.
Excited Jets fans anticipate going for the first down on 4th and about a yard.
On opening night: Jimmy Wilson is under the weather and his part will be played by Scott Brown.
Was the Soviet worker poster look intentional?
Wait a minute, I thought we were going to see “Chicago,” not, “The Chicago Way.”
Oh, I get it. Obama and his wife are black! Wow, you are a really clever guy. And Oprah? She is black too. You really did come into this world with a firm grasp of the obvious…
“Why?” seems to be the question of the play.
Makisha and his family were overjoyed to learn that he had won first place in the big bass contest!
The new Spike Lee film of how Obama won his halo, was a sellout.
It was this scene that spawned the new craze of reverse break dancing.
A short take from the new movie – White Boys Can’t Dance.
Kobe… Most surely, I am open
Okay,now wait, wait….till the sh*t hits the fan.
That was close…now try to “catch” the next guy.
Raise your Teabags and Praise our Lord Obama. He is the promised one and will lead us to Communist Heaven.
Many Americans, who took a leap of faith and voted for The One, are now learning they really don’t want Obama’s vision of change.
Biden is always trying to upstage Obama.
I woulda thought J.B. Smoove would be better cast for the part of Obama
Carryin’ Windy City ways across the plains,
With the taxin’ cheats, ex parte freaks,
Where the hope comes right behind the change.
Ev’ry night with wagyu beef and pie
We sit alone and grok, gatecrashers gawk,
Where there is no do, but only try.
We know you belong to the state,
And the state you belong to is great!
And when you say,
We Won! Now let me be clear…!
You’re only sayin’
We’re doin’ fine, Ooooo-Obama!
You’re just a poll who can’t say no.
In the final scene it is revealed that sunlight really DOES shine out of . . . well . . . you know.
“Hope-the Obama Musical Story” or “The Night They Read Alinksy.”
So, Orszag had this idea for a play called Springtime for Hitler that we can use to raise money.
While listening to more political promises, taxpayer in the in the background finds that his pockets are so light that he must get help to remain “grounded” in the truth!
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