Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Sen. McCain: “EXCUSE ME…what the hell are you two doing here???”

    Tareq: “Oh…well we just wanted to sit in on the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell discussion….”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Congress must think they are a little short-handed because they called in two more charlatans to join their ranks on Capitol Hill.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    In keeping with Obama Administration protocol, the Salahis were “the most open and transparent” testifiers to appear before Congress this month.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Now that they’ve rubbed elbows with the likes of Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Katie Couric, the snobbish Salahis have their noses in the air.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Not ones to miss an opportunity, the Salahis showed up at the hearing with their own TV cameraman.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Mrs. Salahi. I ask you for the last time. Did you or did you not have sex with John Edwards.

  7. D. Dean says:

    They did it again. Yep… American Idol judges.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Mrs. Salahi, you can let loose with that fart now. This is Washington and the smell of #@$& permeates these hallowed halls.

  9. mpw280 says:

    Cameraman: I know if I get this camera a little higher I can get a great shot of her tramp stamp and whale tail. mpw

  10. Rachel Edith says:

    Tonight on the reality show, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, The Salahis. Next week, Tiger Woods’ Mistresses.

  11. It remains a mystery why that particular television camera was raptured, but it was apparently the only thing on earth deemed worthy of the honor as no one else was taken.

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    Director, off-screen: “A little higher, Bob. I can almost see some cleavage.”

  13. Wyatt Earp says:

    In an impressive display of mental acuity, Michaele lifts up the cameraman with her mind!

  14. lol says:

    We was just looking for a good time….

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Can you speed this up? We have an audience with the Pope in about an hour.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    …and this is my wife…uh…Morgan Fairchild…yeah, that’s the ticket.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    No, we’re not actually friends with Mr. Obama. But we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

  18. Triumph says:

    Hah, these guys are stupid liberals!

  19. FormerHostage says:

    “Gatecrashers: The Musical”

  20. FormerHostage says:

    I didn’t realize that they made high-end Snuggies.

  21. yetanotherjohn says:

    She shows more nose hair when she looks at you than Obama does.

    After the committee hearing, Pelosi took the witness aside to find out who her plastic surgeon was and giver her a tip about bending from the waste so you could get your chin parallel with the ground.

    I think someone’s getting lucky tonight … unless she does let him sleep with her.

    Does the term ‘Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth’ mean anything to you?

    The committee was stunned when the witness introduced himself as Sen. Brown from Massachusetts.

    I didn’t know that you could capture a vampire’s image with a camera.

    The fake camera trick was given away when he found they had filled it with helium.

    Between the two of them, they are looking you straight in the eye.

  22. Mr. Prosser says:

    We are trying to cooperate, Congressman, but unfortunately, until the botox wears off my wife is unable to speak.

  23. John425 says:

    Mrs.Salahi channels Ramtha before taking the 5th.
    Mr.Salahi gives the impression he drank the 5th.

  24. Hodink says:

    The Hock A Loogie Contest was won by White Lightning.

  25. We’re taking the fifth commandment.

  26. We borrowed this look from Obama. Do you think it works for us?

  27. Just curious, but if they aren’t going to testify, why do they need notes?

  28. Your moment of Zen.

  29. mrbill says:

    Congress awaits first speech from newly captured female Wraith.

    Her male handler has apparently already been feasted on.

  30. Ok, we’ve crashed the White House and now appeared in the Capitol Building before Congress. All that’s left is an appearance before the Supreme Court.

  31. Michael Hamm says:

    Yes Senator – It is true – I am so tall that I have to bend deep to give Democrat politicians the equivalent BJ’s they give the general public.

  32. chsw says:

    (Cameraman) : She doesn’t realize Snuggies are backless!


  33. physics geek says:

    Thought bubble: “My God, she’s wearing white shoes after Labor Day!”