Monday, February 15, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Pro-Palestinian protesters walk nervously down the hill as they realize Hammas militants are following them and will likely kill them.
Tea Partiers, led by the divine Sarah, try an Avatar costume instead of Revolutionary War uniforms to be relevant to youth.
Blue Man Group seeks to go avant garde.
We told the Israelis that if they didn’t leave the West Bank we’d hold our breath until we were blue in the face, and well, I guess we overdid it.
“Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”
Suffice to say, it was pretty cold outside.
Cue Village People music, “In the Na’vi…”
Michelle Obama has begun the fight against obesity in our nation’s children, and as a yuk-yuk some smarta$$ convinced her that colloidal silver is an important dietary supplement for our yutes.
Al Gore hired the wrong bunch of kids to march in his “Yes, Virginia, There really is Global Warming” parade.
It must be Monday.
My second guess would be Mardi Gras in the Middle East.
My first guess would be the last known tribe of Blue State voters on the march to 2012.
And all this time I thought “Blue Monday” was just a metaphor.
They misunderstood the concept of how the true martyrs blew themselves up.
George Rodrigue students.
(I know. Too esoteric, unless you’re from Louisiana.)
So mud daubers won’t build nests.
(I know. Too esoteric, unless you’re from the South.)
“And I guess that’s why they call it the blues.”
Pandoristinians march to protest Pandoraelis.
The Australian Aboriginal Olympic basketball team just doesn’t realize that they can’t walk to Vancouver.
Extras for the upcoming porn movie, Smurfs Do Palestine
“So we’re gonna hold our breaths until our faces turn blue!”
“Uh, exactly how long do you plan to hold your breath?”
Blewn back to the stone Age?
It will be a cold day in Hell when the Palestinians emerge from their caveman mentality.
“Isn’t that Lady Gaga back there?”
“Why, yes. What is she wearing?”
Global warming scientists march in protest of 15 years of actual global cooling.
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