Caption Contest

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  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Under ObamaCare, even the dead will walk again.

  2. Rachel Edith says:

    “Mr. President, all of your long, lost relatives are here.”

  3. elliot says:

    These people are hungry but will eat the hand that feeds them.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Under Obamacare, only the dead reap any benefits. But fear not, the living will soon be joining them.

    I know a death panel when I see a death panel.

    Mourners wake Charley Rangel’s career.

    Some rejoice because their unemployment coverage has been extended again.

    Don’t tell me there aren’t any death panels!

    Rahm groupies know there’s blood in the White House waters and rally to support him.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Big money Republican donors wait for the RNC to toss them a “tchochke.”

  6. yetanotherjohn says:

    Who says the tea partys aren’t diverse?

    I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there seems to be something odd about this “coffee party” rally.

    Oh great. They are making a movie about my last 50 dates.

    The zombies in DC are starving because of the shortage of braaaaains.

    I may have to re-think my ‘pro life’ stance.

    Oh sure, “Obamacare gives life to the undead” sounds good. But I don’t think you have really thought this through.

    First it was Massachusett voters. Now Chicago voters come out against Obama.

  7. FormerHostage says:


  8. FormerHostage says:

    Casting call for the Broadway version of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Q: What’s the difference between a horde of zombies and the Democratic congress?

    A: One group consists of beings that can’t be stopped by normal means. They shuffle along mindlessly uttering unintelligible sounds in place of speech. They serve no purpose other than to attack the living. They are both a drain upon and a danger to polite society. The other group is a bunch of undead.

  10. john personna says:

    The Republican party is alive!

  11. It seemed like every day there were more people trying to get into the Senator-only elevator.

  12. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. NYC commuters patiently wait for TRAINSSSSS!

    2. The “Epic Beard Man” Fan Club meets outside an Oakland bus station.

  13. Triumph says:

    A bunch of ACORN employees look for a government handout.

  14. Hodink says:

    “Honey, tell your wretched family we are on our way out and to call first next time.”

  15. floyd says:

    They say first you get a “tick”, then you develop full blown “mime disease”.

  16. floyd says:

    Goodness me, could this be,industrial disease?

  17. floyd says:

    C’mon folks, it’s not necessary to paint yourselves white to register as Republicans.

  18. Wayne says:

    ObamaCare in action.

  19. Hodink says:

    “My Big Fat Gross Out Family Wedding”

  20. Gollum says:

    AP reports that Democrat recruitment for the fall campaign season is already looking up.

  21. FormerHostage says:

    According to the latest ABC/CNN poll, 95% of Chicago voters who cast their ballot for Obama would do so again.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    Obama’s Health Care Bill: The Movie

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Q: What do zombies, Democrats in Congress, and liberal media pundits have in common?

    A: The need for BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNS.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    In addition to jobs, Obama also claims that the Porkulus Bill saved or created thousands of zombies.

  25. FormerHostage says:

    I dunno…the remake of the “Thriller” video just wasn’t the same.

  26. D. Dean says:

    Survivors of a “Legalize Marijuana” bus crash to Washington marvel over a flock of geese.