Thursday, March 4, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Under ObamaCare, even the dead will walk again.
“Mr. President, all of your long, lost relatives are here.”
These people are hungry but will eat the hand that feeds them.
Under Obamacare, only the dead reap any benefits. But fear not, the living will soon be joining them.
I know a death panel when I see a death panel.
Mourners wake Charley Rangel’s career.
Some rejoice because their unemployment coverage has been extended again.
Don’t tell me there aren’t any death panels!
Rahm groupies know there’s blood in the White House waters and rally to support him.
Big money Republican donors wait for the RNC to toss them a “tchochke.”
Who says the tea partys aren’t diverse?
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there seems to be something odd about this “coffee party” rally.
Oh great. They are making a movie about my last 50 dates.
The zombies in DC are starving because of the shortage of braaaaains.
I may have to re-think my ‘pro life’ stance.
Oh sure, “Obamacare gives life to the undead” sounds good. But I don’t think you have really thought this through.
First it was Massachusett voters. Now Chicago voters come out against Obama.
MOST. ETHICAL. CONGRESS. EVAH!
Casting call for the Broadway version of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”
Q: What’s the difference between a horde of zombies and the Democratic congress?
A: One group consists of beings that can’t be stopped by normal means. They shuffle along mindlessly uttering unintelligible sounds in place of speech. They serve no purpose other than to attack the living. They are both a drain upon and a danger to polite society. The other group is a bunch of undead.
The Republican party is alive!
It seemed like every day there were more people trying to get into the Senator-only elevator.
1. NYC commuters patiently wait for TRAINSSSSS!
2. The “Epic Beard Man” Fan Club meets outside an Oakland bus station.
A bunch of ACORN employees look for a government handout.
“Honey, tell your wretched family we are on our way out and to call first next time.”
They say first you get a “tick”, then you develop full blown “mime disease”.
Goodness me, could this be,industrial disease?
C’mon folks, it’s not necessary to paint yourselves white to register as Republicans.
ObamaCare in action.
“My Big Fat Gross Out Family Wedding”
AP reports that Democrat recruitment for the fall campaign season is already looking up.
According to the latest ABC/CNN poll, 95% of Chicago voters who cast their ballot for Obama would do so again.
Obama’s Health Care Bill: The Movie
Q: What do zombies, Democrats in Congress, and liberal media pundits have in common?
A: The need for BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNS.
In addition to jobs, Obama also claims that the Porkulus Bill saved or created thousands of zombies.
I dunno…the remake of the “Thriller” video just wasn’t the same.
Survivors of a “Legalize Marijuana” bus crash to Washington marvel over a flock of geese.
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