Monday, March 15, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
TMZ has just learned that there will be a Michelle Obama balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.
The lumberjacks brought their leader to the Big’N’Tall store in hope of finding red flannel that fits.
“Hey, nice Beaver…”
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was that big?
That beaver’s a killer. He has big, nasty teeth. He’ll do you up a treat mate.
Greenpeace held a news conference to protest Canada’s use of gene modification in re-stocking it’s wild beaver population.
The problem started when she tried to shave the beaver.
In the re-make of King Kong, perhaps the producers were unwise in taking Canadian government funds with their requirement that the movie include Canadian culture.
See what socialised medicine brings? You have to wait forever for an orthodontist.
Big foot’s pet is caught.
Canadians couldn’t devolve into any greater self parody, eh.
The true cause of clear cut logging is discovered.
Now if we can just catch a second one so we can breed them in captivity.
I wasn’t sure what signal she was sending me when she showed me her hairy beaver.
Canada announced a new, aggressive plan of dam construction today.
Lumberjacks take their problem to Brazil in search of wax
In tonight’s episode of Ax Men…
Hey Wally, have you seen the Beav?
Yeah, wait until the next US Olympics when we break out the ManBearPig.
A Big Fat Liberal Out to Destroy the Country
Horatio exclaims, “Oh yes, my lord, he wore his beaver up.”
lumberjacks try to control Michael Moore as he attempts to film them for yet another stupid documentary.
the latest attempt at health care reform is presented as the trojan beaver.
Wrestle Massa Mania has taken hold.
Earl decided that, in the future, he needs to be somewhat more specific about his birthday requests.
Lumberjacks competing in the annual blow (up) your beaver contest.
Canadians flocking to the U.S. for the free beaver check-ups promised by Obama Care.
Years after the death of ole’ Blue, Paul Bunyan befriended a new forest creature, Buckee.
Rush Limbaugh takes wrong turn heading to Costa Rica, is summarily thrown out of Canada by lumberjacks
I read about giant prehistoric beavers in James Michener’s Centennial, but I didn’t know they were real.
… and then Norbert spotted Daggett and the final chapter on the problems with the 2010 Winter Olympics was written.
Gay lumberjacks parading their desire for the next extinct species – Beavers!
Wynona would sometimes loan him out for photo-ops.
So then we all climb into it…eh…and then the Americans will roll it across the border and we all get virtual colonoscopies…eh?
I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why, oh why, didn’t I take the blue pill?
ELMO WINS!! I’m not even going to TRY and top that one!!
According to Barbara Walters, Rielle Hunter is calling the GQ photos of her “repulsive.” Many observers would agree with that assessment.
The Canadian INT OP’s display part of their plan to counter the Iranian Nuclear situation (and it never gets old): “..so we use this large inflatable Beaver, eh, and we use it for cover for phase 2.0 where we build a giant wooden Badger, ok eh?…and….”
Posted by floyd | March 16, 2010 | 12:46 am
Cue Sally Fields’ video 🙂
Bbbbut I got one more:
Understandably, Jimmy was quite stoked at Maryanne’s enthusiasm … her technique however, left him more than a little wary.
Canada: Where we take our Beaver seriously…
(I am Canadian, and female!)
Dude, I think I smoked some bad maple leaf…
Canadian FCC censors come out in force against naked beavers.
* The Denizens of Punxsutawney, PA have decided that the groundhog is no longer accurate. Says “New Phil’s ” press office…. “If THIS guy can’t see his shadow….”
* Evidently, a call has gone out locally for people who know how to clean up after a giant Beaver.
* Dinsdale, while mourning the passage of Spiney Norman, has a new friend.
As an aside, you guys do know that North America was once home to a species of beaver like that? Well, without the hat, of course.
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