Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    When one mime does the running into the wind thingy, it’s awesome. Two is over the top.

  2. markm says:

    Steve(s) Austinii…two men, barely alive.
    We can rebuild them.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to pick the “language of the day” for TOTUS.”

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to sit with Carla at dinner tonight.”

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to adjust the height of the microphone.”

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to claim he’s French.”

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium will never surrender …. except to Bruni.”

    Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to claim he’s a better socialist.”

  4. Quick Obama, to the Bat Cave !

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Sacre bleu, mon president! I told you to keep Biden away from the microphone!

  6. John Burgess says:

    Sacre Blue! That Health Care bill stinks worse than even I thought!

  7. Rodney Dill says:

    Attracted to spending your money… like moths to a flame.

  8. Brian Knapp says:

    “Jets!, Jets!, Jets!, Jets!…”

  9. markm says:

    Off camera Aide: “psssst, Nancy P. is flashin’ the sweater puppies in the next room”

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Run quick. Iran just launched their nuclear missile we denied they had.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Quick – we need to stop the Republicans from telling the truth.

  12. Hurry Boy Blunder, statism won’t just implement itself!

  13. I call him mini-mini-me.

  14. The race to surrender is on.

  15. We are the government and we’re here to help. Ourselves.

  16. I’m impressed as hell that Sarkozy can run at all in 18 inch heels.

  17. April fools! May fools. June fools. July fools…

  18. The Gaul and the gall.

  19. Quick, Obama! To the Sarkmobile!

  20. I still like Astaire and Rogers better.

  21. The race to the bottom begins in earnest.

  22. MstrB says:




  23. elliot says:

    Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?!!!!

  24. elliot says:

    We wee wee, Qui?

  25. The Dynamic Due-Owe.

  26. Racists.

  27. Carolyn says:

    Hee Haw Dancing their way into the hearts of the Heartland.

  28. Brett says:

    “Shit, where’s the bathroom?!”

  29. Elmo says:
  30. Elmo says:

    Tea? No thanks … maybe we’ll get some later. We’re kinda in a hurry.

  31. Elmo says:

    Now that the big cats are prowlin’ (State’s Atty Generals) … the rats’r scowlin’.

  32. Elmo says:

    Posted by charles austin | April 1, 2010 | 11:38 am |

    The dynamic doo-O(deur)

    (fixed it for ya).

  33. Elmo says:

    Outta my way Nic! They ain’t comin’ for you ….

  34. RK Wright says:

    I told you not to eat the chili for lunch…

  35. Elmo says:

    Variations on a theme:

    The Dynamic Doo-oh!

    The Dynamic Doo-eau.

    The Dynamic Doo-Over.


    P.S. Too many (way) widgets/applets/subscripts. Page loads slower than any site I visit (if at all).

  36. Hodink says:

    Sarközy ~ “Steroids made me 0.6 meters taller, to say nothing of unmentionable other growth.”
    Obama ~ “TMI, Nick, TMI.”

  37. lol says:

    The twit of the end times contest starters gun has just been fired?

  38. Elmo says:

    Starsky & Putz

  39. I guess Sarkozy wasn’t kidding when he talked about cutting Obama off at the knees.

  40. Michael Hamm says:

    The race is on to see who achieves the lowest Poll numbers first.

  41. Another intense competition of “Dance, Dance Revolution” inside the Oval Office.

  42. Rachel Edith says:

    “Last one to the Easter Egg Roll is a rotten egg.”