Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    OBAMACARE…nuthin’ fishy about it.

  2. markm says:

    Just sittin’ on a rock of the bay
    Watchin’ my fillets go away..oh

  3. markm says: I says to the Ichthyologist, “wrecked me?, damn near killed me!”

  4. markm says:

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: To my fellow Bonefish, just say no to Viagra

  5. elliot says:

    I think Tatiana over-did the Bulemia thing a little too much…..

  6. There’s something not quite right with Kate Moss this morning.

  7. elliot says:

    Kristie Alley finally gets down to her goal weight.

  8. elliot says:

    She never did see the ‘SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK’ sign’

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    She has a body that many women would die for, but Alessandra Ambrosio wishes she had a little more booty.

    Has anybody noticed that Paris Hilton is among the missing?

    There’s a great new diet drug on the market but unfortunately it comes with unexpected side effects.

    We always thought Lindsey Lohan was starving for affection but this is ridiculous.

    Michelle Obama just loves displaying her bare arms.

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Mary Kate Olsen makes the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Chernobyl beach

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Serving at the pleasure of the President, a nameless czar works to insure the death panels only kill a limited number of grandmothers each month.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    MSNBC covered Anna Nicole’s funeral with this blaring headline: “Culture vultures waste little time picking at former model’s bones”.

    The Japan Times online reports: “Benoit fears for job as Broncos pick over bones of failed season.” declares: “Buyers pick over Allders’ bones.” opines: “Vultures circle to pick over the bones of Valencia’s rotting carcass.”

    LA Times Letter to the Editor: “They Have Bones to Pick Over Their Own Pet Peeves.”

    {n.b. All actual headlines}

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    The Woods marriage isn’t looking too good after being picked to shreds by the MSM, aka the new tabloid reporters.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    First leaked photo of Tim Burton’s remake of “The Little Mermaid.”

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    What do you mean “Don’t drink the water?”

    I would say she’s all skin and bones, but …

    NYT: Mermaids face extinction due to global warming

    To much sun can be bad for you

    You have to admit, she is very articulated

    These amature Danish films show everything

    Steele denied ever even being in Denmark

    PETA is going to be so mad

    What do you mean the police have no clue as to her identity? What about the flipper?

    With the discovery of the bone Jaques Ceaustoe was taken into custody.

  17. Dodd says:

    “I’ve been ready for my closeup for quite a while now, Mr. DeMille.”

  18. John425 says:

    Li’l Mermaid: “I’ve been taxed to the bone!”

  19. Hodink says:

    “Want fries with that?”

  20. Rachel Edith says:

    “Poor? Tired? Longing to be free? Yo buddy, you gotta be alive!

  21. lol says:

    Playlich cover shot?

  22. lol says:

    Nancy’s nudest pic?

  23. lol says:

    Lichqueen on the rocks?

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    What do you mean I’m transparent?

  25. Roger McGaugh says:

    Look what Obamacare did to me.

  26. Roger McGaugh says:

    I cut iron out of my diet.

  27. The missing link.

  28. chsw says:

    Jillian Michelle Ann has been chosen USA National Health Service Queen of 2018.

  29. MikeM says:

    America’s Next Top Model: Amazon River Edition.

  30. Scotty says:

    We discovered mermaids are real but the Bush administration killed them all