Monday, April 12, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Rush Limbaugh convalesces on a Costa Rican beach after receiving an upgrade for his cochlear implant.
That chick on the bench is hot but she really means it when she says, “Don’t tread on me!”
Frig Al Gore. Global warming is a lovely thing.
Warm, sunny day. Cold, frothy beer. And sitting out of earshot, thou, my dear.
Ahhh, there’s no place like Gnome.
The latest slide in Al Gore’s presentation shows what is happening at the north pole to Santa’s elves due to global warming, it will be used in presentations to school children titled “worlds toy supply threatened by global warming”, Gore aims to convince children because they are the only ones left who don’t think he’s full of shit
No, I’ve retired from Travelocity. The wife put her foot down and said, “No more ‘Roaming Gnome’.”
Looks like someone has been having a wee bit O’Luck.
You look at this and wonder not how the Germans lost two world wars, but how they started them.
Now if that lass will just kiss me blarney stones it will be a perfect day.
Well I admit Obama didn’t go for the traditional lawn jockey, but I still find it offensive.
It would appear the wee people ain’t so wee afterall.
That’s right lass, I’m fully inflatable. Just put that nozzle in your mouth and give it a bit of a blow.
Just because you are made of ceramic doesn’t meen you can’t get skin cancer … wait a minute, yes it does.
He was charged with exposing his genitals, but the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.
Fans camp out early in hopes of securing tickets to the Meinhardt Raabe funeral
When in Gnome, do as the Gnome-mans do.
Oh how cute! Look at the sweet little…hey…wait a minute…EWW EWW EWW! That’s not a beer mug!
Now, Schnow White…there wush a wom’n. Dang! I shoulda married her! (sniff) I re’ly lufft her, man.
The beer googles were almost think enough for Winky to make his move.
The beer googles were almost thick enough for Winky to make his move.
Fudgie relaxes after a long day at work inside the Keebler oak.
“Yes, that is my wife. Tut. Tut. Tut. I will answer no questions pertaining to mating.”
Great, I’m stuck in a retirement home for my vacation. Thanks Travelocity.
To gnome is to love me.
No, I said I wanted to sample the genome on that bier.
Q: Is that a gnome?
A: I don’t know, I’ll ask her.
Ol’ Blue Eyes sings, “Regrets, I’ve had a few…”
“I should probably tweet my followers.”
This lamp shade makes me look like a gnome.
Santa is going to kill me when he finds out I charged this vaction to his credit card.
Thanks for nothing, eHarmony.
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