Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

gardengnome


(AP Photo/Jens Meyer)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

FILED UNDER: General
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Herb says:

    Rush Limbaugh convalesces on a Costa Rican beach after receiving an upgrade for his cochlear implant.

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    That chick on the bench is hot but she really means it when she says, “Don’t tread on me!”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Frig Al Gore. Global warming is a lovely thing.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Warm, sunny day. Cold, frothy beer. And sitting out of earshot, thou, my dear.

  5. elliot says:

    Ahhh, there’s no place like Gnome.

  6. Scotty says:

    The latest slide in Al Gore’s presentation shows what is happening at the north pole to Santa’s elves due to global warming, it will be used in presentations to school children titled “worlds toy supply threatened by global warming”, Gore aims to convince children because they are the only ones left who don’t think he’s full of shit

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    No, I’ve retired from Travelocity. The wife put her foot down and said, “No more ‘Roaming Gnome’.”

  8. yetanotherjohn says:

    Looks like someone has been having a wee bit O’Luck.

    You look at this and wonder not how the Germans lost two world wars, but how they started them.

    Now if that lass will just kiss me blarney stones it will be a perfect day.

    Well I admit Obama didn’t go for the traditional lawn jockey, but I still find it offensive.

    It would appear the wee people ain’t so wee afterall.

    That’s right lass, I’m fully inflatable. Just put that nozzle in your mouth and give it a bit of a blow.

    Just because you are made of ceramic doesn’t meen you can’t get skin cancer … wait a minute, yes it does.

    He was charged with exposing his genitals, but the evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

  9. Fans camp out early in hopes of securing tickets to the Meinhardt Raabe funeral

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    When in Gnome, do as the Gnome-mans do.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    Oh how cute! Look at the sweet little…hey…wait a minute…EWW EWW EWW! That’s not a beer mug!

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Now, Schnow White…there wush a wom’n. Dang! I shoulda married her! (sniff) I re’ly lufft her, man.

  13. The beer googles were almost think enough for Winky to make his move.

  14. The beer googles were almost thick enough for Winky to make his move.

  15. Fudgie relaxes after a long day at work inside the Keebler oak.

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    “Yes, that is my wife. Tut. Tut. Tut. I will answer no questions pertaining to mating.”

  17. Roger McGaugh says:

    Great, I’m stuck in a retirement home for my vacation. Thanks Travelocity.

  18. To gnome is to love me.

  19. No, I said I wanted to sample the genome on that bier.

  20. Q: Is that a gnome?
    A: I don’t know, I’ll ask her.

  21. Ol’ Blue Eyes sings, “Regrets, I’ve had a few…”

  22. Hermoine says:

    “I should probably tweet my followers.”

  23. Roger McGaugh says:

    This lamp shade makes me look like a gnome.

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    Santa is going to kill me when he finds out I charged this vaction to his credit card.

  25. Roger McGaugh says:

    Thanks for nothing, eHarmony.