Caption Contest

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  1. markm says:

    Worker at Mt. Rushmore: “Making room for Barack is going easier than I thought it would..”

  2. markm says:

    Worker guy: “This is a piece of cake…but i’m still not sure how we are supposed to remove “IN GOD WE TRUST” off all the money”

  3. markm says:

    Worker guy to reporter: “Well, this is what happens to peasants when they don’t pay their taxes on time”

  4. markm says:

    Worker guy to reporter: “…well, in a nutshell, we are doing what we call an inverse Ashley Dupre…”

    (self splanitory me thinks)

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Ah, there’s nothing like a low load head.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    I told you our Founding Fathers would be destroyed if they knew how the Obama Administration was dissembling our constitutional rights.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    “..Wish I could rewind
    Now I lose my mind
    Now the feeling’s dead
    and I lose my head”

    (Courtesy Lion’s Share)

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    You want Palin in the Oval Office? You want Reagan on a fifty? You’re going to reelect Bachmann? Put me back on the mountain when this is all over.

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    It’s official: Washington has lost its mind.

  10. chsw says:

    Beheadings went to extremes once Muslims took over the USA.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Mission accomplished. The Obama Regime has decapitated liberty.

  12. elliot says:

    Fighting land foreclosure: Better to quit while you’re a-Head

  13. Zardoz II: The Tea Party Revolt

  14. Hodink says:

    “It sang to us in a hushed tone,’Carry me back to old Virginny.'”

  15. mannning says:

    First went Churchill, now Washington. Is Lincoln next?

  16. (Rodney, the spam catcher keeps grabbing an entry with a Youtube link. What’s the best way to deal with this?)

  17. Ahhhh, Washington, Washington …

    (An oldie but goodie, NSFW:

  18. Roger McGaugh says:

    There is only one President who’s head is even bigger.

  19. Mecha lecha hi mecha hiney ho …

  20. Looking out across the Capitol steps, Speaker Pelosi exclaims, “They might be giants!”

  21. Everything really is bigger in Texas.

  22. Roger McGaugh says:

    Cut straight from Mt. Rushmore the First Lady ordered this as a centerpiece for her Celebrity Luncheon at the White House.

  23. Futurama is real!

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    What? Pres. Obama said heads would roll.

  25. Roger McGaugh says:

    Pres. Obama orders a new Washington Boobblehead for his office.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    The first U.S. Constitutional President is being replaced by the nation’s first unconstitutional president.

  27. While it turned out that the left was correct about talk radio fomenting political revolt, few suspected it would come in the form of giant founding-father mecha.

  28. Huntly says:

    Go forth, and work on the shovel-ready projects! Zardoz has spoken.

  29. George Washington says:

    Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.

  30. FormerHostage says:

    OK, we fill it with Tea Partiers and leave it on the front steps of the White House. Then when they bring it inside we attack and take over the government.

  31. FormerHostage says:

    Revisionist History: George Washington was a stoner.

  32. Mrs. FormerHostage says:

    A paperweight worthy of the Health Care Bill.

  33. More Zardoz… “That whole limited government thing, it was a joke.”

  34. mannning says:

    Washington was the first President. There are 42 others whose heads may roll!

  35. yetanotherjohn says:

    One of the original Tea Partiers prepares to travel to DC.

    I’m telling you I don’t think this statue is life size.

    Acting on intelligence of a potential attack, one of the Mount Rushmore president’s will always be at a secret location.

    I guess being the father of a country would give anyone a big head.

    If you blow in his ear, you can hear the ocean in his left nostril.

    Stop, thief.

    Under RICOH statute provisions, all of Mount Rushmore was seized after drug dealing was found among the park rangers.

    You know, he doesn’t look nearly as large when you take him down off the mountain.

    Missed president’s day sale by that much.

  36. MusicMaven says:

    Sarah Palin claimed she saw George Washington’s head spin shortly after the health reform bill passed.

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    Remember the good ole days when “head parking” was mandatory.

  38. markm says:

    Worker guy: “It comes down to an over taxation issue…I mean, you’d think he’d be gratful”

    (ref to Obama’s speech on tax day)

  39. physics geek says:

    “Peter, I can see your house from up here!”
    The pilot for the new TV series George Headroom opened to mixed reviews.

    Worker one: “So, what do we do now?”

    Worker two: “I say we just bust a move. Get it? … Hey, what’s that face for?”

  40. Eric Florack says:

    * King George finally wins.

    * All that remains is making a silver platter that big.

  41. Hermoine says:

    It was going great until the volcanic ash and lightning.

  42. Workers put the finishing touches on the George Washington Christmas ornament, which will be placed on the tree outside of Rockefeller Center this December.