Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Slow down, TOTUS, I’ve lost my place!

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    You listen. I read.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Helen, YOU don’t get first question any more.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “Look what you made me do!” (Dangit, will he ever stop blaming Bush?)

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    You can’t blame ME! Blame Interior Secretary Salazaar for the Cape Wind Project. And just remember, that Ted Kennedy was a friend of MINE!

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Congresswoman Bachmann, we are all dumber for hearing your last statement. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

  7. Pete says:

    Helen, I’m glad you’re on my side!

  8. elliot says:

    Hey you! It’sh none of your shdamn businesssh what I have in my #%@&ing drink…(hic) Next question.

  9. Obama’s audition to replace Lord Kitchener was an epic fail.

  10. I Want You… to give me all your money

  11. JKB says:

    Arrest that little old lady with the tea!

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    The president indicated just which “youth” he wanted to visit with to “re-energize” the 2008 coalition. She had no comment.

    The president tried out his new “lounge singer” persona with voters.

    Who knew Urkel had a drinking problem.

    After a stiff drink, the president resorted to using his finger as a pointer to not lose his place on the tele-prompter.

    Remember, only you can prevent runaway government spending.

  13. mannning says:

    I want you out, you rightist!

    You can get with my program or get lost!

    I won, you lost. Live with it!

    I am coming for you today! Tomorrow……

  14. mpw280 says:

    Hey you, yah you with the wallet, empty it out now!

  15. mannning says:

    Still reading the Bible and clinging to your guns?

  16. Big Bother is watching you.

  17. “I’ll get you, my pretty… and your little dog too!”

  18. “I did not have sex with that woman.”

  19. The only thing we know for certain is that President Obama must be addressing an ally, he would never be so rude to an enemy.

  20. “Are you The One? No, wait, that’s me. Never mind.”

  21. John425 says:

    “I AM the government and I WILL screw you!

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    I’ll eat your soul, Hahahahahaaaaa……..

  23. “I’ll take UNWASTED CRISES for $800B, Alex.”

  24. SoFedUp says:

    Hey you – you’ve made enough money!

  25. Wyatt Earp says:

    Only you can prevent compulsive liars.

  26. FormerHostage says:

    Bustin’ a move!

  27. FormerHostage says:

    And now, here’s a little number…just for you.

  28. I’m going to stop that oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico by putting my finger in it just like this, right after I blame George W. Bush for causing it.

  29. You, under the bus.

  30. MikeM says:

    Remember, only er uhm you can prevent uh, you know, uhm forest fires.

  31. FormerHostage says:

    How much for a slightly used nation? Do I hear 20? I have 20…20..I have 25…30…I have 30…30…do I hear 35? Thirty-five…35…35. Thirty-five going once…twice…SOLD to the Chinese gentlemen in the back for 35 trillion.

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    Sorry for this one but:

    Uncle Sam(bo) wants you!

  33. Rachel Edith says:

    “There’s Waldo!!!!”

  34. Roger McGaugh says:

    “America, pull my finger.”

  35. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Lets go..ummm…ummmm… this way”

  36. Roger McGaugh says:

    “I’ve split the country right down the middle.”