Thursday, May 20, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Yes ladies and gentlemen, we just tell him he’s drinking and a few minutes later, he’s being…well, Joe. Let’s see what he does next…
The Obama Administration is unbelievable. The Emperor has no clothes and, as we can see here, the Vice Emperor has no wine.
I can’t quite put my finger on it but something is missing from this exhibit at Madame Tussauds.
Fortunately, Secretary of State Clinton was able to grab the martini out of the Vice-President’s hand before he began his address to a group of elderly women visiting the White House
Robert Gibbs: “Quick, somebody get the moron a teacup.”
Hillary: You want to have a toast, Joe? Well, I’m already toasted (hic)
Someone needs to explain to Hillary that despite the presidential succession list, if Biden was poisoned everyone doesn’t “move up one level”
Looking at her, can you imagine why Bill would fool around.
Unfortunately, the wine kept turning sour when Hillary would make that face.
Why is Hillary making that face? Because she keeps remembering that if she had just paid more attention to the caucuses, she wouldn’t be playing cup bearer to Biden.
Hillary is having a hard time keeping a straight face as Biden makes his “Manuel Labor” joke to welcome the Mexican president.
I for one am proud to see an American doing the job of cup bearer to welcome someone from Mexico.
The comedy magic happened when the duo changed to have Hillary play the “straight man” to Joe’s buffoon.
Joe, drink up. I’m sure you’ll find me sexy after you drink a dozen of these.
It’s Karaoke Night at the White House and TOTUS runs the infamous lyrics as Miz Drunken Stupor and Mr. Mental Torpor sing the “Dear Leader” song for Obama.
“You’ve had quite enough Joe. You’re giggly while you’re supposed to comment on a famine in Africa.”
“Don’t quit your effin day job, Biden.”
Sorry Joe, no more. I see you have that Chris Mathews tingle in your “leg” again when Barry enters the room.
“I like Kagan and I hope she fares well, but say things don’t go her way. Can she pitch?”
“You’re right Joe! Just one sip from the Holy Grail, and I too can see the eternal light that is Barack!”
FTW!!! lets party!!!!!!!
Clinton: “Please join me in a toast to the winner of “Draw Mohammed Day”…”
Clinton: Just let me say…”Live from New York! It’s Saturday Night!”
Does anyone else wonder if the Democrats electoral success has anything to do with looting the warehouse we last saw at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? How else do you explain Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Howard Dean leading this great country?
The can’t afford Champaign? Let them drink Chardonnay.
They can’t afford Champaign? Let them drink Chardonnay.
Reporter: How can you sleep at night?
Clinton and Biden: We drink.
(Stolen from Treme)
Not a caption contest entry, but this picture is very depressing.
How else do you explain Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Howard Dean leading this great country?
I don’t know, but hopefully if your right they will open the Arc of the Covenant soon and end this madness…………….
Who do you thinks face will melt off and who do you think will explode?
Sorry about that, but Champagne bubbles always make me fart.
You’re right, Joe. Damned good Kool-Aid. Now I understand.
Hillary – “I hold a toast for the legal immigrants while Biden holds a toast for the illegal immigrants.”
Biden – “I’d be smashed too if I were married to your husband.”
Biden – “Give me that glass back Hillary, you know that’s the President’s.”
Hillary – “How’s that AA thing working out for you, Joe.”
1) “…and here’s Secretary of Botox…. uhhhh…. State, Hilllary Clinton to say a toast…”
2) Apparently Biden got into the tequila before the speach.
3) …and we raise our glass to our neighbor from the south because we have no borders, Welfare-ix-ico.
1) Hillary Clinton leads the White House intervention team attempting to save Joe Biden from himself.
2) Acting every bit the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton steps in saving a jackass from making a Joe Biden out of himself.
3) Already campaigning for the 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton proves she can drink Joe Biden under the podium.
4) Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, takes a stiff drink before leaving for the DMZ in S. Korea.
Hey Joe dearie…..Room 657 (wink wink)
Here, Hil, take my specimen over to Walter Reed, the Surgeon General is waiting for it.
Toast toastes toast.
El Presidente Calderon, I raise my glass in your honor. President Obama would have been here, but as you can see the teleprompter didn’t make it.
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