Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rick says:

    The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon…

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    In, once again, another historic move the Obama Administration has found a truly historic way for Democrats to settle their historic internal differences of opinions with the proposed, albeit historic, Cap and Trade Legislation.

  3. yetanotherjohn says:

    The Obama administration has determined that Al Qaida’s main strength is their ability to ignore 1000 years of progress, so they today announced their latest plan for “Confronting Violent Extremism”

    Obama countered complaints by insisting their would be a military component to his “Confronting Violent Extremism”

    As the economy worsens, many business meetings become “intense” as workers try to distinguish their performance.

    Exactly what is a “traditional” battle? Most battles are one off affairs that don’t have a chance of forming traditions.

    Putin has begun a “Back to basics” approach to rebuilding the Russian military.

    Brave, Brave Sir Barack Bravely ran away.

    It seems that the Kagan nomination isn’t a sure thing after all.

    The islamic world countered the “Everybody draw Mohammed Day” by making fun of the crusades.

    A still from the love scene in the “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” sequel.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Drudge breaking: Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, Democrat from Connecticut, is seen on video tape claiming to have been an the Battle of Camlann with King Arthur.

  5. North Korea mobilizes.

  6. Richard the Craven-Hearted (Blumenthal) vowed to fight on.

  7. Despite definitive photographic evidence to the contrary, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal continues to insist that he was at the Battle of Agincourt

  8. Clovis says:

    “… and never shall we lay off our struggle until yon Healthe Care Reformation includes the Shire Reeve’s Option!”

  9. Rachel Edith says:

    “You call this a tea party?”

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Anyone remember what it’s like not to have guns?

  11. John425 says:

    First knight: “Miller Lite has great taste! ”

    Second knight: “No- it’s less filling”

    First knight: “Damn you-I said: Great taste”

  12. John425 says:

    Battle of the Ballot Box- circa 2010 A.D. , wherein the SEIU armies fought the Tea Partiers to a standstill. Both sides claimed victory.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Pardon me, but do have any Grey Poupon?

  14. Drew says:

    Look, as your attorney general, Mr. President, I know it looks bad. But I just didn’t have time to read the activities list before I signed up for this Medieval fair.

  15. John425 says:

    Al Qaeda asks, nay demands, a return to the 12th century and Fie on thee, infidel!

  16. No, this is the Society of Creative Anachronisms, not a Congress passing a balanced budget, though I can easily understand the confusion.

  17. Crap, he does have a pointed stick.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Muslims celebrate the new Islamic Learning Center and Mosque to be opened next to the World Trade Center.

  19. elliot says:

    I have to pee, I wonder if I will rust

  20. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Night Templars reunite after Obama declares a Holy War on terrorist.”

  21. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Obama’s Secret Service try on their new suits, compliments of the stimulus package.”

  22. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Everyone stop, don’t move, my contact fell out.”

  23. John425 says:

    One way or another, Pelosi is determined to break the impasse in the House.

  24. takoyaki says:

    Prom night at Abstinence Works Charter High School.

  25. 1) Factional fighting broke out among ‘The Knights Who Say Ni’ today when at their annual corporate board meeting a young upstart attempted to introduce a motion to change their name.

  26. 2) Factional fighting broke out among ‘We Are The Knights Who Say Ni’ today when at their annual company picnic a young upstart suggested that they change their name.

  27. Roger McGaugh says:

    Kill the guy in red.

  28. 3) Backroom negotiations between ‘Tea Partiers’ and the GOP are not often as civilized as depicted here.

    4) Party politics prevail as usual as the GOP attempts to negotiate with members of the ‘Tea Party’.

    5) Unfortunately when cooler heads from the ‘Tea Party’ finally surfaced, they were quickly severed from their shoulders.

    6) Unfortunately by the time cooler heads from the ‘Tea Party’ finally surfaced, they were already severed from their bodies.

  29. 7) Open hostiles broke out between inner and outer ‘Tea Party’ members when a motion to go back to referring to themselves as ‘Tea Baggers’ was introduced.