Monday, May 31, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Man, but I’m so glad I’m not the Red Shirt.
3 democrats stand around while the republican does all the work?
Someone didn’t get the white pants memo
Goodness gracious, great balls of tar.
In these more difficult economic times, the old “jobs Americans won’t do” just won’t do.
“Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere.”
The oil spill is Bush’s fault! The proof is here people we just have to find it!
One Republican can do the work of three Democrats….no surprise there!
Remember the doctors wearing “white coats” in the Rose Garden? Now we have BP execs in “white pants” cleaning up the New Orleans beaches. I hope you aren’t buying this story either.
Glad Force Flex? No! Hefty. Hefty. Hefty.
Nancy Pelosi told all the men to “take the trash out”.
Memorial Day, 2010: Obama took off for Chicago leaving members of his Administration to clean up after him.
First they had us pickin cotton balls, now we gotta pick up white folks tar balls.
Members of a Queen City crew suddenly see their future. Laissez le mal temps roller.
White House staffers searching for evidence of illegal Sestak job offer.
Oil spill cleanup arrives just in time for “stimulus” jobs to be saved.
Obama’s true believers watch as the oceans recede. Next up–Planet heals.
Conn. Democrats searching for shreds of Blumenthal reputation.
Agnostics search for the bearded clam.
Arizonians without proper ID move to the Gulf for better jobs.
BP executives try to execute the worlds largest cover-up.
1) Unable to catch a break, ‘CSI: New Orleans’ barely solved the Katrina case when the Deepwater Horizon case washed ashore.
2) Unable to catch a break, ‘CSI: New Orleans’ barely solved the Katrina case when the Deepwater Horizon case surfaced.
Illegal aliens’ newest ploy to enter the country.
“Go in the ocean, Ted. It won’t be the worst thing there.”
The monster jellyfish seem unaffected by the oil spill.
“Hey, do you ever have those days when you don’t feel… fresh?”
“Gonna need a bigger bag.”
“It’s not Labor Day yet? Good, then I can still wear white.”
MC Hammer discovers where his excessively bleached pants ended up after the bankruptcy.
Quick, come when the pickin is still good. Free heating oil for all Katrina refugees.
3) Back on the Dick Cheney Gang.
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