In response to the “light a fire under their feet” message from Al Queda May 20th, Mr. Bush replied with his own message, a glimpse and reminder that the cumbersome (and sometimes misplaced) nuclear briefcase has been replaced with a “Dont Mess With Texas” nuclear belt buckle.
Taking their bows is the Crawford, Texas amateur cast in the musical, South Pacific. Leading man, George Bush, was given kudos although he fumbled a few lines, much the same as he did in his previous avocation.
“Check list. Hold your stomach in. Bite your lip so you don’t make that smirk smile. Be glad that you used Mitchum deoderant. Don’t adjust yourself in public.”
The President is eliminated in the first round of Simon Says.
The Commander In Chief has a dream of unison flight being attained by a bevy of military personnel.
“Ok, everybody swish your arms back and forth … hard, hard, really hard!”
No Chance
Frank nailed it on the first try…
Hiya, Assad, we’ll be right over!
Look Ma, four arms! This will look great next to the pictures of me swallowing an airplane and me holding up the Leaning Tower of Piza!
“Remember my battle cry. ‘Join the military. Travel to exotic distant lands. Meet exciting unusual people. And kill them.'”
Kudo’s to Lileks:
“Exalted Leader Hails a Cab.” Pose 1
My own:
“Here’s my impression of every Saddam Lenin and Stalin statue ever built”
In response to the “light a fire under their feet” message from Al Queda May 20th, Mr. Bush replied with his own message, a glimpse and reminder that the cumbersome (and sometimes misplaced) nuclear briefcase has been replaced with a “Dont Mess With Texas” nuclear belt buckle.
“sieg heil” would be too obvious.
how about “bush poses for replacement of fallen saddam statue in central baghdad!
Taking their bows is the Crawford, Texas amateur cast in the musical, South Pacific. Leading man, George Bush, was given kudos although he fumbled a few lines, much the same as he did in his previous avocation.
George W’s new book “Military Kamasutra” will be in stores as soon as he finishes the illustrations…
“Check list. Hold your stomach in. Bite your lip so you don’t make that smirk smile. Be glad that you used Mitchum deoderant. Don’t adjust yourself in public.”
Hey you…
With the football…
Over here…I’m open!
Hi Mom!!
“Throw ya hands in the air! Wave ’em like ya just don’t care!”
Bush is waving to mommy!!!!!
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