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I know I haven’t announced a winner of the last one yet, but I really needed to post this one. Plus, there’s a holiday weekend coming up, so you get twice the fun.
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McCain/Lieberman 2004: “Why’s everyone laughing?”
(John to Joe): If we run together, I’ll be the Democrat.
Smirk & Smug: the new subversives undermining the Congress!
“Man, you should have been President.”
“No, you should have been.”
“No, you!”
“No, you!”
“At least I lost to him in the general election.”
The last two finalists await the vote results for Fox’s hottest new reality show “American Geezer”.
At least I have the good sense not to run against him again. Joe, whats you excuse, are you dumb or just ignorant…
I won’t look at what you are doing with your hands if you don’t look at what I’m doing with mine.
“John, I never use the words Republicans and Democrats. It’s subversives and Americans.”
John McCain, proving once again he leans further left than even Joe Lieberman.
McCain says to Lieberman after unzipping his pants, “Look at the size of it there on the Jumbotron, they have NO IDEA what they passed up!”
“At the premier of the J-Lo wax replica at Madame Tussaud’s, John McCain (left) poses for pictures with a wax replica of Joe Lieberman.”
Joe: “John, I suppose this is a bad time to be bringing this up, but do you wear adult undergarments? Because I think I’ll need some for this campaign.”
John: “Do I look like I’m wearing adult diapers?”
Joe: “Why yes, yes you do.”
John: So you like how I screwed the DNC with that whole campaign finance thing?
Joe: Yeah that was great, those santimo- hey waitaminute…
John: Dude, can you believe they elected the Chimp? We’re stuck with this idiot until at least 2004.
Joe: Well, you let him beat your sorry ass in the primaries. Can you say “loser?”
Two look-alikes are beamed down to the Roswell area 57 hanger 14.
“They call me ‘Don Juan in diaper’.”
Coming this Fall! Steve Martin and Martin Short in “The Even Newer than the Last ‘New Odd Couple'”!
(psst) Full of shit, right?
“Must… smile… no matter… how much… it… hurts.”
And for one million dollars: which man has hemorrhoids? A. McCain B. Lieberman C. Both D. They’ve both just been in a bad mood for the last couple of years.
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
John: Trogdor Rules!
Joe: heh, heh, Burninating the countryside.
John: “There’s George W. Bush, major-league asshole President of the United States.”
Joe: “Yeah, big time.”
McCain: Shake it more than three times, you’re just having fun.
Lieberman: I only get to shake twice. Mine’s cut on the bias. Are those ice cubes?
Man, this water is cold…
Yeah, deep, too….
John: Thanks for the ZenMed Hemorrhoid Cream, my crack has been killing me.
Joe: HA! Jokes on you. That was BenGay. That’ll keep you leaning left for a while.
JOE: “I’ve told you, you’ve got to stop farting in public.”
JOHN: “Me? I thought that was you!“
John: … Strobe lights beam creates dreams,
walls move, minds do to,
Joe: … On a warm San Franscisco night …
(sorry for the multiple posts, this picture is just too inspirational)
BREAKING NEWS … This just in, in late response to Tom Ridge’s 5 tier terror level, John McCain and Joe Lieberman have propose their own new international terror distress signal.
DIP DOT-DOT-DOT DIP
“We are two homely bozos likely to fall into the disrepute chasm.”
“Yeah, but look what happened to Newt. He’s back!”
“Your place or mine?”
John: (flatuence)squeeee–fraaapp.(/flatuence)
Joe: Jeez, John, You’re way more fun than Al.
Seriously, John, how much money do you make when you appear on the Tonight Show?
John McCain (thinking): Just shut up Joe!