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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. Jay Solo says:

    Who let Michael Moore in here? He’s gonna make me look truthful!

  2. Hermetic says:

    Most of the cabinet found something else to do whenever Yassir declared a Karaoke Night in the Muqaba.

  3. Guess Where I Keep My Nobel Peace Prize?

  4. “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!”

  5. Ursula says:

    Get me some teeth whitener…pronto!!!

  6. “You can’t touch this.”

  7. bryan says:

    I’m comin’ for YOU, Vince McMahon!”

    Thus revealing that I know way too much about professional wrestling.

  8. Cricket says:

    Oh no! Angler fish! Happy feeling gone!

    Gandalf…come join with me!

    Well, I pinned the tail on Michael Moore about there, and now it is missing…

    This little thingy in the middle of my forehead makes me cross my eyes…I need to point to see straight.
    BTW, who took the Crest out of the CARE package?

  9. John Lemon says:

    Money can’t buy everything. Here is $6 billion in proof.

  10. Rodney Dill says:



    …PULL MY FINGER, I’ll show you


  11. Carl says:

    Bush Lied – The Road Map is an Iraqi Road Map.

  12. Kiva says:

    Hey George, pull my finger.

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    I’m a little teapot
    short and stout,
    here is my handle,
    here is my spout…

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    “And one more thing. See my new line of headwear at!”

  16. Paul says:

    James– If you take votes….

    “Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.”

    Dill is on a roll.

  17. 42nd SSD says:

    I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I am the onliest of history’s greatest dictators! My teeth are so pretty, you don’t see any white, which just proves I’m the greatest Palestine tonight! Sharon is so stupid, he should donate his brain to Mensa! I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived!

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor.

    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won’t you be my neighbor?
    Won’t you please,
    Mr Sharon, please?
    Please won’t you be my neighbor?

    (with apoligies to: © 1967, Fred M. Rogers)

  19. Chortle says:

    “Touch my nose or your nose? Which?”

  20. Hodink says:

    “You cannot say I have no friends. Jacques Chirac and I have become bosom buddies.”