Outside the Beltway

Comments

1. Jay Solo says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 16:18

   Who let Michael Moore in here? He’s gonna make me look truthful!
2. Hermetic says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 17:19

   Most of the cabinet found something else to do whenever Yassir declared a Karaoke Night in the Muqaba.
3. Daniel Morris says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 17:46

   Guess Where I Keep My Nobel Peace Prize?
4. Misanthropyst says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 18:29

   “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!”
5. Ursula says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 19:18

   Get me some teeth whitener…pronto!!!
6. Laurence Simon says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 20:02

   “You can’t touch this.”
7. bryan says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 21:20

   I’m comin’ for YOU, Vince McMahon!”

   Thus revealing that I know way too much about professional wrestling.
8. Cricket says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 22:31

   Oh no! Angler fish! Happy feeling gone!

   Gandalf…come join with me!

   Well, I pinned the tail on Michael Moore about there, and now it is missing…

   This little thingy in the middle of my forehead makes me cross my eyes…I need to point to see straight.
   BTW, who took the Crest out of the CARE package?
9. John Lemon says:
   Friday, 6 June 2003 at 22:35

   Money can’t buy everything. Here is $6 billion in proof.
10. Rodney Dill says:
    Friday, 6 June 2003 at 22:40

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

    … WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!

    …PULL MY FINGER, I’ll show you

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!
11. Carl says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 00:13

    Bush Lied – The Road Map is an Iraqi Road Map.
12. Kiva says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 08:24

    Hey George, pull my finger.
13. Rodney Dill says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 10:32

    I’m a little teapot
    short and stout,
    here is my handle,
    here is my spout…
14. Rodney Dill says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 10:49

    Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.
15. Rachel Edith says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 11:16

    “And one more thing. See my new line of headwear at Arafat.com!”
16. Paul says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 15:54

    James– If you take votes….

    —
    “Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.”
    —

    Dill is on a roll.
17. 42nd SSD says:
    Saturday, 7 June 2003 at 17:51

    I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I am the onliest of history’s greatest dictators! My teeth are so pretty, you don’t see any white, which just proves I’m the greatest Palestine tonight! Sharon is so stupid, he should donate his brain to Mensa! I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived!
18. Rodney Dill says:
    Sunday, 8 June 2003 at 12:08

    It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor.

    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won’t you be my neighbor?
    Won’t you please,
    Mr Sharon, please?
    Please won’t you be my neighbor?

    (with apoligies to: © 1967, Fred M. Rogers)
19. Chortle says:
    Monday, 9 June 2003 at 00:33

    “Touch my nose or your nose? Which?”
20. Hodink says:
    Monday, 9 June 2003 at 10:32

    “You cannot say I have no friends. Jacques Chirac and I have become bosom buddies.”