CAPTION CONTEST

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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.

Comments

  1. “Stare at it all you want, but unless you start sucking you can kiss that fifth star goodbye.”

  2. Hermetic says:

    I was going to do a Coneheads joke, but after Lawrence’s, there’s just no point.

  3. Rachel Edith says:

    “I didn’t want to be the one to have to tell you this General, but your deoderant is not working.”

  4. Chortle says:

    “Ok, I’ll sing the lead and you sing the
    ‘Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
    Tell us about the boy from New York City’ part.”

  5. The main event from Wrestlemania 82…

  6. Hodink says:

    “And then the appointed President said, ‘if I actually get elected for real this time, can I run again?'”

  7. Paul says:

    “If you retire and go to work at CNN…I’ll have you killed.”

  8. I bow before Laurence Simon’s contribution…I wouldn’t try to box with Ali…

  9. Cam says:

    I don’t think I can compete with Laurence, but from the look on Franks’ face, it doesn’t look like he can compete with Bush.

  10. jen says:

    Yeah, Laurence wins.

    I’d love to know what they really said to each other to get those looks. Intriguing.

  11. Rodney Dill says:

    AP BREAKING … Ari Fleisher announced today that due to skin cancer concerns that a growth would be removed from President Bush’s forehead on Wednesday. Later, when pressed with questions about his health the President would only respond lightheartedly, saying, “You should have seen the one that looked like Dick Cheney they scraped of my bu……”

  12. Lasting Magic says:

    “Tommy, it would please the wife if you would come to her Tupperware Party.”

  13. That’s why a President out-ranks a General, Tommy.

  14. Uh Oh says:

    Hillary said she’s on our side.

  15. Bouhaki says:

    “Your fly is open.”

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    (oops should have read)

    AP BREAKING … Ari Fleisher announced today that due to skin cancer concerns that a growth would be removed from President Bush’s forehead on Wednesday. Later, when pressed with questions about his health the President would only respond lightheartedly, saying, “You should have seen the one that looked like Dick Cheney they scraped off my bu……”

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    Usually a master at the practical joke, President Bush failed miserably with the superglue-the-salute-to-the-forehead gag, when he said, “Hey, Tommy, you dropped a quarter.”

  18. Hodink says:

    “Sorry Tommy, we’ve decided not to invade any other nations until after the re-election.”

  19. Bouhaki says:

    “Ok, hot stuff. Find those weapons. One way or another. Those weapons need to turn up. Soon.”

  20. J. Fielek says:

    You’re just a General, I’m the Commander-in-Chief, and I say you were the one that farted.

  21. MadMan says:

    *snicker* “Don’t stare Tommy, but I think I see real cobwebs around Old Auntie Helen’s crotch”

  22. Tom says:

    You have the taco’s for lunch too?
    Yep…

  23. Keith says:

    “I’m sorry I didn’t call, George.”

  24. kevin m says:

    WOW, yours realy is bigger. I never would have thought.

  25. kevin m says:

    Do you really think they are going to let us get away with this on TV?

    Come on now, I’m the president!

  26. Ron Hardin says:

    Never overlook an opportunity to pump ship.

    (Duke of Wellington, to newly commissioned officers.)

  27. Chortle says:

    “Khaki really isn’t your color.
    Try blue.
    It did wonders for me.”

  28. Ryan says:

    U.S. General Tommy Franks falters during an intense contest with President Bush to determine, once and for all, who can hold their breath the longest.

  29. Rodney Dill says:

    ” Yep, Tommy, I see you’ve found what I like to call my Weapon of Ass Destruction.”

  30. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m from Texas. Everything is bigger there.”