Wednesday, June 11, 2003
I’ve had this one in the cue for a couple of days. Caption to your heart’s content:
Hillary signs a book for another of Bill’s “special” friends.
“You’re kidding! Not YOU, too?!”
“Your eyes pop out like a bug eyeded mullet…”
You mean I could really run for President?
…why the idea had NEVER crossed my mind!
James Joyner at OTB is using my picture for WHAT?
Am I not the Best Poseuse you have ever met?!
For #3: “I don’t care if you were one of the three actual authors: get lost!”
In these three photos we see Hillary getting high praise from Tom Cruise, a surprise visit from her husband Bill (who suggests that she would make an even better President than he did just to hear the applause), and sex tips from Helen Thomas.
Hilliarybot demonstrates facial expression modes 23X- Extreme Happy Surprise, 6B- Pride and Joy, and 7A- Interested Listening.
BTW Steve– That first report on Drudge was wrong, therre were FOUR true authors not 3.
(Another partisan rotten tomato, Jim; not a troll, since you know me:)
“Meet your next President, folks, namely, ME. If that don’t just ruffle your feathers a bit. . .”
“In answer to your question, when I become President, my husband as First Philanderer, will, of course, need his own Oval Bordello.”
Make Over $500.00
New Pen for book signing: $50.00
Legal fees and other sundry items: $millions
____ (but, paid by well-meaning contributors)
Bullet to secure Vince FosterÃ¢Â€Â™s silence: $1.00
Ã¢Â€Â¦Brokering YOUR silence, on your husbands adulterous affair, into a US Senate seat, an $8 Million dollar book deal, and a soon to be announced Presidential bid.
PICTURE #2 (alternate)
Hillary thinks of the day, Buddy, Bill’s last friend in the family, died.
Hillary could only respond with the “Deer in the headlights” look, when yet another book buyer leaned over and loudly proclaimed, “I’m really glad you could forgive Bill, but I knew Nelson Mandela, and Honey, You’re no Nelson Mandela.”
Hillary Clinton, a shadow of her former self.
“Contrite, erudite, Candidate Hillary.”
“And tonight, live from the Grand Old Opry in Nashville we have the country diva Hillary performing her version of, as only she can sing it, ‘Stand by Your Man’!”
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