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Comments

  1. Hillary signs a book for another of Bill’s “special” friends.

  2. Eric says:

    Bottom photo:

    “You’re kidding! Not YOU, too?!”

  3. Paul says:

    TOP

    (everybody sing)

    “Your eyes pop out like a bug eyeded mullet…”

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    PICTURE #1

    You mean I could really run for President?
    …why the idea had NEVER crossed my mind!

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    PICTURE #3

    James Joyner at OTB is using my picture for WHAT?

  6. MommaBear says:

    Am I not the Best Poseuse you have ever met?!

  7. Steven says:

    For #3: “I don’t care if you were one of the three actual authors: get lost!”

  8. In these three photos we see Hillary getting high praise from Tom Cruise, a surprise visit from her husband Bill (who suggests that she would make an even better President than he did just to hear the applause), and sex tips from Helen Thomas.

  9. Hermetic says:

    Hilliarybot demonstrates facial expression modes 23X- Extreme Happy Surprise, 6B- Pride and Joy, and 7A- Interested Listening.

  10. Paul says:

    BTW Steve– That first report on Drudge was wrong, therre were FOUR true authors not 3.

  11. Brett says:

    (Another partisan rotten tomato, Jim; not a troll, since you know me:)

    “Meet your next President, folks, namely, ME. If that don’t just ruffle your feathers a bit. . .”

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    “In answer to your question, when I become President, my husband as First Philanderer, will, of course, need his own Oval Bordello.”

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    PICTURE #2

    Make Over $500.00
    New Pen for book signing: $50.00
    Legal fees and other sundry items: $millions
    ____ (but, paid by well-meaning contributors)
    Bullet to secure Vince Foster’s silence: $1.00

    …Brokering YOUR silence, on your husbands adulterous affair, into a US Senate seat, an $8 Million dollar book deal, and a soon to be announced Presidential bid.

    PRICELESS!!!

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    PICTURE #2 (alternate)

    Hillary thinks of the day, Buddy, Bill’s last friend in the family, died.

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    Bottom Picture

    Hillary could only respond with the “Deer in the headlights” look, when yet another book buyer leaned over and loudly proclaimed, “I’m really glad you could forgive Bill, but I knew Nelson Mandela, and Honey, You’re no Nelson Mandela.”

  16. Middle pic.

    Hillary Clinton, a shadow of her former self.

  17. Hodink says:

    “Knock Knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Hillary.”
    “Hillary who?”
    “Contrite, erudite, Candidate Hillary.”
    “Who?”
    “And tonight, live from the Grand Old Opry in Nashville we have the country diva Hillary performing her version of, as only she can sing it, ‘Stand by Your Man’!”
    “WHO?”