Things went from bad to worse for Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi on Monday as pressure from prosecutors increased. The trial was recessed after stress led to an intense bout of incontinence on Berlusconi’s part. The room was cleared but the trial is not expected to continue until later in the week.
In a last act of desperation, Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi broke into his Nelly impression– “it’s getting hot in herre…so take off all your clothes (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off)”
Due in no small part to his limited understanding of Geography, Silvio Berlusconi felt it was odd that he should be kicked in the head while walking along the shore of Sicily.
Sweating like a whore in Confession, CNBC anchorman Ron Insana pauses while explaining his recent “remarkable successes” while trading in currency futures…
Things went from bad to worse for Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi on Monday as pressure from prosecutors increased. The trial was recessed after stress led to an intense bout of incontinence on Berlusconi’s part. The room was cleared but the trial is not expected to continue until later in the week.
It wasn’t me… it was the J-E-W-S! Why else would I refuse to meet Arafat… the JEWS made me snub him!
“Mama mia! That’s a spicy meatball!”.
“My mother had morning sickness … after I was born. I think she passed it on to me.”
In a last act of desperation, Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi broke into his Nelly impression– “it’s getting hot in herre…so take off all your clothes (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off)”
fahgedaboudit
Due in no small part to his limited understanding of Geography, Silvio Berlusconi felt it was odd that he should be kicked in the head while walking along the shore of Sicily.
Silvio Berlusconi gets laughs from the Italian Parliament as he performs his classic Mikhail Gorbachev “Talking Head Splotch” routine.
Berlusconi takes a moment after his avvocato assures him Monica Lewinski’s stint in his office will never come to light.
Sweating like a whore in Confession, CNBC anchorman Ron Insana pauses while explaining his recent “remarkable successes” while trading in currency futures…
Where’s the Biotic Baking Brigade when you need them?
“Baby Bush was right. I just hate that Segway Human Transporter.”
“No, I did not realize that someone had used a marker to draw a lightening bolt on my forehead when I fell asleep. D**n that Harry Potter!
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