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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. Shirley Hemphill is forcibly removed from the big budget Hollywood remake of “What’s Happening”. Producers said they were going in a different direction with the quick-witted waitress character for the movie. Shirley did not take the news well.

  2. Kris says:

    “I swear officer, I thought the President was a meatball sub. I only took one little bite.”

  3. Bouhaki says:

    Let’s face it. Racinda’s Weight Watchers before picture was original.

  4. Hodink says:

    Prison was not kind to Martha Stewart.

  5. Finally free to act, the Department of Health and Human Services SWAT Teams begin rounding up disloyal Americans who’ve eaten their way into charges of ‘obesity treason.’ “Those remote measurement cholesterol devices sure make this job easier,” noted Sgt. Jones, right.

    The program is expected to save taxpayers millions in future Medicare payments.

  6. “BULK SMASH!”

  7. Rodney Dill says:

    Monica Lewinsky, after Hillary takes up her latest pasttime.


  8. Rodney Dill says:

    I Promise I won’t download no more copyrighted files….

  9. Lasting Magic says:

    Finally. Protruding bellies can get you arrested.

  10. JustOnce says:

    The first arrest for failure to pay taxes under the “Fast Food Dietary Restrictions Levy” enacted by Congress.

  11. Paul says:

    It’s Pat!

    (SNL fan?)

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    Good Things – Vol. XIII

    “Martha, meet your new cell mate, Jo.”

    “Jo, Martha here says if she doesn’t get the bottom bunk she’s going to crochet your ass.”

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.

  14. University of Michigan lawyers have discovered a loophole in the Supreme Court’s decision and the enforced enrollment of minority students has begun in earnest.

  15. cj says:

    Does your mother know you post pictures like this?

  16. Police were called in to remove unruly striking workers in day 5 of the Twinkie plant strike.

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “Arrested today for exposure, in his new incarnation, was Michael Jackson.”

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    “HEY YOU… get that nightstick outta my…
    Ashcroft is gonna pay for this!”

  19. Sooth Sayer says:

    Thanks to all who made comments … they made my day.

  20. Paul says:

    Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.

    Dill rocks as usual

  21. Chortle says:

    Al Sharpton, in his youth, spewed on people with spit instead of words.

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    Merely returning home from the all night buffet at Ho-Jo’s, Ally Kyda could not have foreseen the bizarre chain of events that would transpire when she introduced herself to the nice looking policeman.

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    A row ensued then the bookstore patron found that she had not waited in line for three hours get the next Harry Potter book, but that she was in the line for Living History

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    “Sorry Miss, American Idol auditions are closed.”

  25. Rodney Dill says:

    “Comical Ali’s” disguise was REALLY GOOD, but in the end the former Iraqi minister of information was captured anyway.