Outside the Beltway

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1. Terry Oglesby says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 16:38

   Sensing a shift in public mood, the Democrats explore other potential pairings for the 2004 elections.
2. Terry Oglesby says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 16:47

   To the horror of fans below, Michael Jackson loses his grip on James Brown as he dangles him precariously over a hotel balcony railing.
3. Eric says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 17:48

   “Dang that superglue! James, will you just SHUT UP for a minute and let me think?”
4. Paul says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 18:16

   Only in America can poor black boys grow up to be rich white women.

   What a country!

   Paul
5. Hodink says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 18:27

   “Hey everybody, I want you all to meet Michael. He is a lot like my cousin Lloyd, who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.”
6. Kris says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 18:29

   Michael Jackson giggles as James Brown announces their new joint line of clothing, “Jackson Brown”.
7. Misanthropyst says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 18:56

   Conagra creates quite the stir while announcing its latest product line – Genetically Modified People&#174. Combining the best of American Pedophile Pop with R&B Soul, the company’s new Joined-At-The-Hip-Spokesthing greets a crowd of astonished media representatives.
8. Rodney Dill says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 20:05

   “…Play that funky music white boy…
9. Rodney Dill says:
   Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 20:34

   [Time out for and editorial comment: Is it just me (that feels this way)or has the competition stepped up a notch on this Caption Contest, I read the first seven posts and thought they were all good enough to be winners, not that my opinion matters.]
10. Paul says:
    Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 20:47

    The way Michael Jackson is looking at his hand, maybe we finally know why James Brown feels so good.

    (OK that was gross, sorry)
11. Rodney Dill says:
    Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 21:07

    You’re right Paul, but James Brown did catch him red-handed.
12. Tom says:
    Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 21:41

    Scarily, Micheal was on the other side of James just a minute ago, and with his left hand hidden like the right one is now… A very gross Connoisseur. (Sorry folks)
13. 42nd SSD says:
    Wednesday, 25 June 2003 at 23:27

    In their latest X-rated comedy benefit for the Democratic Party, Michael Jackson is seen licking his hand clean while Mr. Brown upchucks into a microphone. (Bill Clinton is probably waiting off stage with his saxophone… and nothing else.)
14. Oops says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 00:09

    Ebony and genuine imitation Ivory
15. Rodney Dill says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 06:07

    New Army Training Film: (Rumsfeld’s brain child)

    Michael demonstrates how NOT to pick up suspect Nuclear components, while James sings ” I’m a glow man “
16. Rodney Dill says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 06:38

    Dreams are in color,
    Nightmares, always black and white.
17. Chortle says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 11:20

    “Look at him. After some touch up work, he’ll make a lovely corpse.”
18. Rodney Dill says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 18:52

    (in Mickey Mouse Falsetto)

    “Bad Hand… Bad Hand… Bad Hand …,
    Good thing we’re not in Texas anymore, huh, James (Brown).
    .
    .
    Wait a Minute! This is not MY Hand!
    This is Little Richard’s Hand!!!”