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Yahoo! News Photos – 2003 BET Awards

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  1. Sensing a shift in public mood, the Democrats explore other potential pairings for the 2004 elections.

  2. To the horror of fans below, Michael Jackson loses his grip on James Brown as he dangles him precariously over a hotel balcony railing.

  3. Eric says:

    “Dang that superglue! James, will you just SHUT UP for a minute and let me think?”

  4. Paul says:

    Only in America can poor black boys grow up to be rich white women.

    What a country!


  5. Hodink says:

    “Hey everybody, I want you all to meet Michael. He is a lot like my cousin Lloyd, who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.”

  6. Kris says:

    Michael Jackson giggles as James Brown announces their new joint line of clothing, “Jackson Brown”.

  7. Conagra creates quite the stir while announcing its latest product line – Genetically Modified People&#174. Combining the best of American Pedophile Pop with R&B Soul, the company’s new Joined-At-The-Hip-Spokesthing greets a crowd of astonished media representatives.

  8. Rodney Dill says:

    “…Play that funky music white boy

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    [Time out for and editorial comment: Is it just me (that feels this way)or has the competition stepped up a notch on this Caption Contest, I read the first seven posts and thought they were all good enough to be winners, not that my opinion matters.]

  10. Paul says:

    The way Michael Jackson is looking at his hand, maybe we finally know why James Brown feels so good.

    (OK that was gross, sorry)

  11. Rodney Dill says:

    You’re right Paul, but James Brown did catch him red-handed.

  12. Tom says:

    Scarily, Micheal was on the other side of James just a minute ago, and with his left hand hidden like the right one is now… A very gross Connoisseur. (Sorry folks)

  13. 42nd SSD says:

    In their latest X-rated comedy benefit for the Democratic Party, Michael Jackson is seen licking his hand clean while Mr. Brown upchucks into a microphone. (Bill Clinton is probably waiting off stage with his saxophone… and nothing else.)

  14. Oops says:

    Ebony and genuine imitation Ivory

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    New Army Training Film: (Rumsfeld’s brain child)

    Michael demonstrates how NOT to pick up suspect Nuclear components, while James sings ” I’m a glow man “

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    Dreams are in color,
    Nightmares, always black and white.

  17. Chortle says:

    “Look at him. After some touch up work, he’ll make a lovely corpse.”

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    (in Mickey Mouse Falsetto)

    “Bad Hand… Bad Hand… Bad Hand …,
    Good thing we’re not in Texas anymore, huh, James (Brown).
    Wait a Minute! This is not MY Hand!
    This is Little Richard’s Hand!!!”