Friday, July 11, 2003
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Lennon reacts with disgust as John Kerry tells him for the third time he served in Vietnam.
Beatle John Lennon ties to flee a crowd of fans but is followed by an unidentified man of French origin.
“Hey, will you sign my copy of ‘Catcher in the Rye’?” (audience groans)
This isn’t a caption, but a question:
Has Kerry always had that unibrow? I’m thinking he must have that waxed these days.
Somewhat off topic… I could not remember Mark David Chapman’s name so googled “shot John Lennon”
After following the first link I learned that Lennon was killed by a conspiracy between Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Stephan King….
I wonder if Aaron Brown knows about this.
“Mr. Lennon, I’m a big fan. Can I help you get through the airport with that great big bag of dirty laundry?”
“Sod off, kid, that’s my wife you’re talking about.”
Hopeful democrats scored a coup this week when they released this photo, claiming that Kerry was really the 5th Beatle.
“Hey, that’s not Paul, it’s some French guy! SECURITY!”
“Wait, don’t arrest me – I’m a Vietnam Vet!”
John Lennon angrily reacts to the news that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi sent only a low level assistant to meet him.
Oops, crap!–the one above about the Maharishi is mine. Forgot to fill in all my information. The Maharishi sends his regards.
Imagine there’s no WMD’s….It’s easy if you try!
John Lennon and the mysterious 6th Beatle.
Strangly enough, the gentleman on the right was explaining that the key to wedded bliss is to marry a complete and utter maniac.
“This bloke dislikes our bumper sticker,
‘Honk if you love peace and quiet.’
He says Yoko, he and I should get in bed
and have a Bed-In For Peace.
Anybody know this guy?”
After years of being set upon by angry fans that accused her of breaking up the Beatles, Yoko Ono took to wearing complicated disguises when traveling with John in public.
Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don’t come easy…
In a dream sequence John Lennon revealed to Senator Kerry: who really was behind the plot to JFK, what is really hidden in Roswell NM, Area 51, and where Saddam hid the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Upon being awaken, Kerry could only keep muttering-
“The Walrus is Paul….The Walrus is Paul…”
Statistics show that two out of three people become famous.
I vote for Rachel Edith’s entry, I saw nothing innately funny about this picture, but I think she hit the nail on the head.
Rachel’s rocks! But here’s my try:
Kerry and Lennon at a Howard (the Duck) Dean meetup.
Hey, did you know my friend here is a Vietnam Vet?
John and Yoko, before her corrective surgery
Hey Ringo, tip the delivery boy would you?
Long sought after proof that in a prior life, before facial-hair corrective surgery, Senator Ted Kennedy served as a body-guard to the Great One.
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Thoughts on the Voting Rights Act Case
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Supreme Court To Review Section Five Of The Voting Rights Act
On The Twenty-Fifth Amendment
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