CAPTION CONTEST

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


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DRUDGE REPORT 2003®

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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.

Comments

  1. Paul says:

    Lennon reacts with disgust as John Kerry tells him for the third time he served in Vietnam.

  2. Paul says:

    Beatle John Lennon ties to flee a crowd of fans but is followed by an unidentified man of French origin.

  3. Norbizness says:

    “Hey, will you sign my copy of ‘Catcher in the Rye’?” (audience groans)

  4. jen says:

    This isn’t a caption, but a question:

    Has Kerry always had that unibrow? I’m thinking he must have that waxed these days.

  5. Paul says:

    Somewhat off topic… I could not remember Mark David Chapman’s name so googled “shot John Lennon”

    After following the first link I learned that Lennon was killed by a conspiracy between Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Stephan King….

    I wonder if Aaron Brown knows about this.

  6. “Mr. Lennon, I’m a big fan. Can I help you get through the airport with that great big bag of dirty laundry?”
    “Sod off, kid, that’s my wife you’re talking about.”

  7. Paul says:

    Hopeful democrats scored a coup this week when they released this photo, claiming that Kerry was really the 5th Beatle.

  8. Pietro says:

    “Hey, that’s not Paul, it’s some French guy! SECURITY!”
    “Wait, don’t arrest me – I’m a Vietnam Vet!”

  9. Anonymous says:

    John Lennon angrily reacts to the news that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi sent only a low level assistant to meet him.

  10. Oops, crap!–the one above about the Maharishi is mine. Forgot to fill in all my information. The Maharishi sends his regards.

  11. Imagine there’s no WMD’s….It’s easy if you try!

  12. John Lennon and the mysterious 6th Beatle.

  13. apps says:

    Strangly enough, the gentleman on the right was explaining that the key to wedded bliss is to marry a complete and utter maniac.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    “This bloke dislikes our bumper sticker,
    ‘Honk if you love peace and quiet.’
    He says Yoko, he and I should get in bed
    and have a Bed-In For Peace.
    Anybody know this guy?”

  15. Matthew says:

    After years of being set upon by angry fans that accused her of breaking up the Beatles, Yoko Ono took to wearing complicated disguises when traveling with John in public.

  16. Cricket says:

    Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don’t come easy…

    Ringo Starr

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    In a dream sequence John Lennon revealed to Senator Kerry: who really was behind the plot to JFK, what is really hidden in Roswell NM, Area 51, and where Saddam hid the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Upon being awaken, Kerry could only keep muttering-
    “The Walrus is Paul….The Walrus is Paul…”

  18. Rachel Edith says:

    Statistics show that two out of three people become famous.

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    I vote for Rachel Edith’s entry, I saw nothing innately funny about this picture, but I think she hit the nail on the head.

  20. Rachel’s rocks! But here’s my try:

    Kerry and Lennon at a Howard (the Duck) Dean meetup.

  21. Wind Rider says:

    Hey, did you know my friend here is a Vietnam Vet?

  22. John and Yoko, before her corrective surgery

  23. Tim says:

    Hey Ringo, tip the delivery boy would you?

  24. Vonnie says:

    Long sought after proof that in a prior life, before facial-hair corrective surgery, Senator Ted Kennedy served as a body-guard to the Great One.