Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:

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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. Matthew says:

    “Quick, help me cover up my compassionate conservative campaign themes for 2004 before the media sees them!”

  2. Trying to relive his youth, President Bush “walks like an Egyptian.”

  3. Tom Royce says:

    Look out, here comes the Congressional Black Caucas. You are about to officially declared “not black enough” by the CBC…

  4. Hodink says:

    “Mr. President, take dancing lessons. Nobody does The Fly anymore.”

  5. Scott Harris says:

    Quick hide. Here comes my white southern base.

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    Quick!! hand me the 2 iron. Oops! you’re not my caddie !?!

  7. Rodney Dill says:

    President Bush demonstrates his Texas two-step style that has most recently come in handy keeping him ahead of a missing WMD debacle.

  8. Tony S. says:

    Let me show you how to do the “robot”. If Tony Blair can do it, you can too!

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    Emboldened by the apparent success of his
    “Bring ‘Em On” statement, President Bush
    attempts to “throw down” with Helen Thomas, yelling.
    “Draw MoFo”

  10. Paul says:

    “you put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about..”

  11. Chortle says:

    “Ok, seal off the area. We have achieved our goal. Posters. Big promotion. Acting like it really matters. Time now to renege on our financial commitment and champion a new cause.”

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    “Hey man, put your arms down, there’s people tryin’ to breathe around here.

  13. Big Lou from Brooklyn says:

    Darryl Strawberry, once again having escaped from rehab, is foiled from making his getaway by an alert President Bush.

  14. Timmer says:

    I just can’t ignore the obvious:

    It’s fun to stay at the

    C’mon all together now!

  15. Bouhaki says:

    “Mr. President, we think it was the act of disgruntled Democrats again. The RESPECT one lip syncs to the Aretha Franklin song. The CARING one is your remarks from the swinging baby’s mouth in a rap song with your voice. ‘Ay yo trip boo, da bling bling measure of true compassion is da boo-yaa results. Don’t you know, bama, me a generous and caring cave boy. I axe you, chickenhead, is our children learning? Yo, we be geese. Chill!'”

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    Kudos to Timmer for Y *M *C *A.

  17. See! It’s so much easier without a Segway!

  18. Lasting Magic says:

    “Yep, I was a crossing guard as a kid. See?”

  19. Robert says:

    Another example of Bush’s efforts to hold back minorities from getting ahead in the USA.