Thursday, July 31, 2003
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
“And then one of those Grays jumped out from behind a rock and I gave him one of THESE!”
Neil Armstrong: Astronaut, hero, icon, horseshoe champion.
“Show us how the Queen of England waves.”
“Hmmmmmmmmmm. Ok, not bad. Now do it again but this time, purse your lips.”
Hey! Everybody! I just found three more uncounted Gore/Lieberman 2000 votes!!!
At a NASA symposium to discuss alternatives to the Space Shuttle, Armstrong demonstrates his new “bowling technique” for rocket-less space flight.
My fingertips? Yeah, I left them on the moon!
Opening of the Centennial of Flight exhibit took one small hand from a man, and one giant hand job from the media.
“I have my own version of The Moonwalk. And I assure you, it is the real thing.”
“That Buzz Aldrin is such a joker, Why when we were leaving the moon he shut the door to the lunar module on my hand … see … pretending to leave me behind, (expletive deleted)… I mean gosh darn him.
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Thoughts on the Voting Rights Act Case
Supreme Court Strikes Down Section 4 Of Voting Rights Act
Supreme Court To Review Section Five Of The Voting Rights Act
On The Twenty-Fifth Amendment
Federal Judge Rejects Voting Rights Challenge To North Carolina Ballot Changes