Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

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  1. Norbizness says:

    “Congratulations, mon. You just set da record by drinking 100 Red Stripes in one setting. Hooray obesity!”

  2. Russ says:

    “Where are our chairs? And what’s that pain in my ass?”

  3. Tiger says:

    Now which one of you was Patsy and which one was Patrick?

  4. jb says:

    “Would you like to eat me? I am wafer thin!”

    “Damn! I could fit up inside your left tit!”

    “You know what turns me on? A really really fat crotch.”

    Trevor searched in vain for the bellboy, trying to ignore the meaty burps of the two fatties.

  5. Greg says:

    My law partner, Jackie Chiles, tells me we’re all going to get rich when the jury sees what the Golden Arches did to your bodies. We’re cashing in oun your wretched disfigurement.

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    “Excuse me, are you two, tons of fun?”

    “No, but my friend here is.”

  7. Rodney Dill says:

    “Pardon me, may I squeeze through?”

    “Sure, but first you’ll have to take the ‘c’ out of truck and the ‘f’ out of way.

    (hint: Don’t think it, say it)

  8. Robert Baker says:

    “The director meets the stars of Subway’s 2004 advertising campaign.”

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    The 2003 OUTSIDEtheBELTway winner and runner-up.

  10. John Lemon says:

    Oh my God!

  11. Katewerk says:

    Emerging from a meeting with the Libyan chair of the Human Rights Panel, Kofi Annan stops in to congratulate the successful nominees for the 2004 United Nations Panel For World Hunger.

  12. StarBanker says:

    For Coasties: Hey, where can I find a good sailmaker around here?

    For Sountherners: My brother, the cotton farmer, extends his heartfelt thanks for the business.

  13. Exek says:

    “Oh ok guys I think I can get 30 million each from McDonalds for your obesity.”

  14. sonia says:

    My blogroll is bigger than yours.

  15. Matthew says:

    Two men await a chance to audition for the coveted role of the federal budget during the filming of a new children’s documentary on the US government.

  16. BA says:

    Michael Moore on the set of his new film.

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    “Hello, boys and girls, today I’ve asked two of my associates to help demonstrate today’s science lesson, continental drift…”

  18. Kombiz says:

    “Excuse me, I think you might be sitting on my sandwich”

  19. Hodink says:

    “Please let me know when you’ll be needing a lift, ummmmmm, you know, forklift.”

  20. Wylie says:

    Pardon me, “Slim”, but I’m afraid Mr. Hindenberg here is sitting on my child.

    And you, Tony, how long have you had to sit to pee?

    I’m afraid I don’t know how to inform your friend here, but pleats are passe. Not that anyone’s looking….

  21. Alex says:

    “It’s good to meet someone who understands the importance of putting plenty of Cheez Whiz on their Philly chessesteaks.”

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    “Excuse me. Which one of you is named Small-fry?”