CAPTION CONTEST
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
Yahoo! News – Politics
(Hat tip: Steven Taylor for the photo)
Yahoo! News – Politics
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
(Hat tip: Steven Taylor for the photo)
A wizened Uri Geller, his body ravaged by the misuse of his telekinetic powers, manages the simultaneous levitation of two monstrous orbs – much to the wonder of the orbs’ owner.
I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.
But Rodney will prove me wrong 😉
I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.
“whatchoo talkin bout, willtits”
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“One of the candidates was doomed from the very beginning by the obvious chippie on his shoulder.”
OR bianco could do it… and quite well. LOL
Good Luck Rodney… You’ll need it.
“Why is it that she gets two votes and I only get a half?”
Gary sneaked a peek at Mary’s platform.
Mr Coleman gamely faced the angry crowd, protected by his bouncers.
“Oh Look, Someone with bigger boobs than Barbara Bush , (She has Jeb and George)”
Gary Thinking: “To win this I’ve just got to keep focused on the big issues”
Mary Thinking: “Gawd, I just love having my picture taken with celebrities, I just never realized , Michael Jackson was so short.”
“Man, there’s room for me to take a nap in there.”
“…they are just so INCREDIBLY HUGE, thinks Gary, as he glances at a picture of last weeks OTB Fair and Balanced Caption Contest.
(shame on you, Paul, for thinking otherwise)
Unburdened by a partisan primary campaign, Coleman sets his sights on moving to the middle during the recall election.
“…and this question’s for Mary, Do think your … ah … campaign will continue to rely on the support of the little guy, or do you think you will identify a larger constituency that will shoulder the greater burden to buoy up your … ah …candidacy.â€Â
(Oh, by the way, thanks for the encouragement, Paul, but I think that John Lemon got in an early caption that will be hard to beat. )
dunno Rachel Edith was good and Matthew was hysterical.
It’s too long, but I couldn’t stop.
“From where I stand, my campaign faces some huge obstacles. People think I’m soft on the tissues…um…issues, bouncing around from one to another, but the truth is, I would manage with a firm hand on the udder…er…rudder of state. Even if I don’t win, there will be mammaries…ah…memories that I’ll never forget.”
Got milk?
Screw the State House. I’m movin’ in there.
Oh Dayna…days like these I miss you most.
“Ok, you two. Thanks for making your prearrangements today.
Now, show us the position you wanna be in when we put you in the coffin.”
“Work, work, work work… hello, boys, I missed you last night.”
Dirty Gary, Crazy Mary
“The Conjoined Twins Party. A vote for us is a vote for breast enhancement and Diff’rent Strokes.”
“You must be this tall to ride this ride”.
“Ummmmmmmm, Ms. Carey would like to answer the billion dollar deficit question, right Mary?”
“Extraterrestrial sounds just about right for me.
And Mary wants to be a governor with, uhhh, augmented powers.”
Gary’s campaign battle cry: “Once more unto the breasts, dear friends, once more.”
Mary’s rebuttal: “Ride a cock horse to Mammary Cross and see a fine lady . . . [use your imagination here]”
One more . . .
Gary, thinking: “Is this ‘Silicone’ Valley???”
“Keep squatting, damn you. Keep squatting…”