Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

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(Hat tip: Steven Taylor for the photo)

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  1. A wizened Uri Geller, his body ravaged by the misuse of his telekinetic powers, manages the simultaneous levitation of two monstrous orbs – much to the wonder of the orbs’ owner.

  2. Paul says:

    I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.

    But Rodney will prove me wrong 😉

  3. bianco says:

    I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.

    “whatchoo talkin bout, willtits”


  4. Eric says:

    “One of the candidates was doomed from the very beginning by the obvious chippie on his shoulder.”

  5. Paul says:

    OR bianco could do it… and quite well. LOL

    Good Luck Rodney… You’ll need it.

  6. John Lemon says:

    “Why is it that she gets two votes and I only get a half?”

  7. Rachel Edith says:

    Gary sneaked a peek at Mary’s platform.

  8. Hoodie Craw says:

    Mr Coleman gamely faced the angry crowd, protected by his bouncers.

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    “Oh Look, Someone with bigger boobs than Barbara Bush , (She has Jeb and George)”

  10. Rodney Dill says:

    Gary Thinking: “To win this I’ve just got to keep focused on the big issues”
    Mary Thinking: “Gawd, I just love having my picture taken with celebrities, I just never realized , Michael Jackson was so short.”

  11. Steven says:

    “Man, there’s room for me to take a nap in there.”

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    “…they are just so INCREDIBLY HUGE, thinks Gary, as he glances at a picture of last weeks OTB Fair and Balanced Caption Contest.

    (shame on you, Paul, for thinking otherwise)

  13. Matthew says:

    Unburdened by a partisan primary campaign, Coleman sets his sights on moving to the middle during the recall election.

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    “…and this question’s for Mary, Do think your … ah … campaign will continue to rely on the support of the little guy, or do you think you will identify a larger constituency that will shoulder the greater burden to buoy up your … ah …candidacy.”

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    (Oh, by the way, thanks for the encouragement, Paul, but I think that John Lemon got in an early caption that will be hard to beat. )

  16. Paul says:

    dunno Rachel Edith was good and Matthew was hysterical.

  17. LittleA says:

    It’s too long, but I couldn’t stop.

    “From where I stand, my campaign faces some huge obstacles. People think I’m soft on the tissues…um…issues, bouncing around from one to another, but the truth is, I would manage with a firm hand on the udder…er…rudder of state. Even if I don’t win, there will be mammaries…ah…memories that I’ll never forget.”

  18. Jay Solo says:

    Got milk?

  19. Hermetic says:

    Screw the State House. I’m movin’ in there.

  20. Timmer says:

    Oh Dayna…days like these I miss you most.

  21. Hodink says:

    “Ok, you two. Thanks for making your prearrangements today.
    Now, show us the position you wanna be in when we put you in the coffin.”

  22. “Work, work, work work… hello, boys, I missed you last night.”

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    Dirty Gary, Crazy Mary

  24. Chortle says:

    “The Conjoined Twins Party. A vote for us is a vote for breast enhancement and Diff’rent Strokes.”

  25. Mark S. says:

    “You must be this tall to ride this ride”.

  26. Bouhaki says:

    “Ummmmmmmm, Ms. Carey would like to answer the billion dollar deficit question, right Mary?”

  27. Hermoine says:

    “Extraterrestrial sounds just about right for me.
    And Mary wants to be a governor with, uhhh, augmented powers.”

  28. Janette says:

    Gary’s campaign battle cry: “Once more unto the breasts, dear friends, once more.”

    Mary’s rebuttal: “Ride a cock horse to Mammary Cross and see a fine lady . . . [use your imagination here]”

    One more . . .

    Gary, thinking: “Is this ‘Silicone’ Valley???”

  29. Norbizness says:

    “Keep squatting, damn you. Keep squatting…”