Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

Write your own caption in the comments section below
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James Joyner
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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. LittleA says:

    Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

  2. jen says:

    Not a caption…you’ve got an open small tag in your post.

  3. James Joyner says:

    Thanks, Jen–but I actually used the font=-2 tag on captions on purpose.

  4. Steven says:

    “Today SecDef Rumsfeld introduced the newest weapon in America’s anti-terrorism force: the Three-Headed WarriorTM.”

  5. jen says:

    OK, well is it just me or is the font on all posts below this one tiny or not? Something is wrong…

  6. jb says:

    #1) It is generally little known how famous M.C. Escher is amongst Army drill sergeants.

    #2) (with a Japanese accent): Super Mega Attack Marines!

  7. Paul says:

    After years of lowering recruitment standards, drill instructors find they are forced to explain instructions about not stepping on land mines.

  8. flory says:

    The interdependent nature of global military alliances.

  9. Hodink says:

    “Sir, Yes, Sir!
    We act as a single unit now.
    And we will act as a single unit later.
    That’s when we perform sexual misconduct.
    Sir, Yes, Sir!”

  10. Timmer says:

    Isn’t is supposed to be “Roland the HEADless Thompson Gunner”?

    Fare thee well Warren…you’ll be missed.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    “Folks, this is not what I had in mind. Didn’t any of you selectees ever run in a three-legged race before?”

  12. Tony S. says:

    #1) I want to be the wheel barrel.
    #2) No, I want to be the wheel barrel.
    #3) No, let me! I want to be the wheel barrel.

  13. Hermoine says:

    “Twister” gone AWOL

  14. Exek says:

    Last time we buy a French work-out video

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    …In news today the NYT claims that the demands for quickness in military response and the dependence on the technology involved have predicated the end of the foot soldier.

  16. Rick DeMent says:

    Right Hand Blue!

    Left Foot Red!

    Advanced twister players don’t need the big dots.

  17. Matt says:

    WTO protestors practice for the big naked spell-off.

  18. jeff says:

    The Pentagon introduces the new, improved Army of Three concept. The formation also makes an excellent machine gun platform. Forward Ho!

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    The Military “holding down the ground” configuration only took second place in the new David Letterman sequence Stupid Human Tricks as Michael Moore, whose stupid trick is talking, ran away with first.

  20. Scott Harris says:

    Companeeeeeey, Harch!

    To the left. Wait, your other left. What? Not you, him. Ah, Hell!

  21. Chortle says:

    Dad reminisces about the military.

    “Hmmmmmm Drucilla loved her S & M. What a great imagination.

    Ahem, uh, I mean … it was very hard work!”

  22. Lasting Magic says:

    Madonna and Britney’s kiss had a profound effect upon the troops.

  23. Jeff says:

    What a Marine thinks cumulative scores on the PT test means.