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  1. Steven says:

    Don and his posse on the way to hand in his “resignation” to Steinbrenner.

  2. Mark Pierce says:

    Just in time! I hear there might be some new openings at Wal-Mart.

  3. Norbizness says:

    “Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of ’em. So what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?”

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    “… Mr. Zimmer, you helped lead the great New York Yankees to lose another World Series heartbreaker! What are you going to do now?”

    “I’m going to F***ing Disney World!”

  5. Jimbo says:

    October 2024: Michael Chiklis reports for work on the record-setting 23rd season of “The Shield”

  6. Tom says:

    Don Zimmer, after showing his fighting prowess in Boston, joins Don King’s Boxing Empire. He will start training in Las Vegas for a scheduled fight against Evander Holyfield in January.

  7. The Three Stooges Remix (from left, Larry, Curly–the only surviving member of the original group, and Moe) emerges from Yankee Stadium after a rousing performance combining the classic Stooges’ antics with the hip-hop stylings of “The New Moe.”

  8. Count Blofeld models the new “Evil Madman” fall line.

  9. All these years with the NY Yankees, and all I got to show for it is this damned shirt!

  10. R.A. Myers says:

    Gotta light?

  11. Brett says:

    Scenes from the fall of an empire. (I’m a Sox fan, after all.)

  12. “You’ve made the Zimmernator bery bery angry.”

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    “Oh, Mr. Zimmer! Procter & Gamble is on the line … something about you being available to play Mr. Clean’s dad in an ad.”

  14. Cam says:

    Don Zimmer models his new line of GQ (Gerbils Quarterly) clothing as he walks to his Habitrail in New York City on Tuesday.

  15. Flypay says:

    “It’s not a purse…It’s a Man’s Carryall, dammit!”

  16. Hermoine says:

    “Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose, boys. Sometimes you get tossed on the ground and then you lose.”

  17. In a mysterious photo sent back in time in a DeLorean, the caption reads ‘Oscar-winning actor Mike Myers reprises his role as “Dr. Evil” in “Austin Powers 36: Death By Hexatriacontalene.”‘

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    “Damn, I wish this would’ve happened before that California recall thingie. I would’ve kicked that Arnold Schwarzenpuppies ass!”

  19. Don Zimmer pimping his way back from the Bronx.

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    Don Zimmer, metrosexual at large.

  21. Hodink says:

    Levitra spokesman Don Zimmer arrives at training camp in preparation for a head-to-head competition with Bob Dole.

  22. Kevin says:

    The fifth season of HBO’s hit series The Sopranos (currently in production) features some notable new characters. Don Zimmer joins the cast as Lucky Lucciano, head of a rival family.

    Series creator David Chase says, “Don’s a natural; we are happy to have him in the family”.