Monday, October 27, 2003
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next Monday.
(Photo hat tip to Terry Oglesby)
Don and his posse on the way to hand in his “resignation” to Steinbrenner.
Just in time! I hear there might be some new openings at Wal-Mart.
“Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of ’em. So what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?”
“… Mr. Zimmer, you helped lead the great New York Yankees to lose another World Series heartbreaker! What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to F***ing Disney World!”
October 2024: Michael Chiklis reports for work on the record-setting 23rd season of “The Shield”
Don Zimmer, after showing his fighting prowess in Boston, joins Don King’s Boxing Empire. He will start training in Las Vegas for a scheduled fight against Evander Holyfield in January.
The Three Stooges Remix (from left, Larry, Curly–the only surviving member of the original group, and Moe) emerges from Yankee Stadium after a rousing performance combining the classic Stooges’ antics with the hip-hop stylings of “The New Moe.”
Count Blofeld models the new “Evil Madman” fall line.
All these years with the NY Yankees, and all I got to show for it is this damned shirt!
Scenes from the fall of an empire. (I’m a Sox fan, after all.)
“You’ve made the Zimmernator bery bery angry.”
“Oh, Mr. Zimmer! Procter & Gamble is on the line … something about you being available to play Mr. Clean’s dad in an ad.”
Don Zimmer models his new line of GQ (Gerbils Quarterly) clothing as he walks to his Habitrail in New York City on Tuesday.
“It’s not a purse…It’s a Man’s Carryall, dammit!”
“Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose, boys. Sometimes you get tossed on the ground and then you lose.”
In a mysterious photo sent back in time in a DeLorean, the caption reads ‘Oscar-winning actor Mike Myers reprises his role as “Dr. Evil” in “Austin Powers 36: Death By Hexatriacontalene.”‘
“Damn, I wish this would’ve happened before that California recall thingie. I would’ve kicked that Arnold Schwarzenpuppies ass!”
Don Zimmer pimping his way back from the Bronx.
Don Zimmer, metrosexual at large.
Levitra spokesman Don Zimmer arrives at training camp in preparation for a head-to-head competition with Bob Dole.
The fifth season of HBO’s hit series The Sopranos (currently in production) features some notable new characters. Don Zimmer joins the cast as Lucky Lucciano, head of a rival family.
Series creator David Chase says, “Don’s a natural; we are happy to have him in the family”.
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