CAPTION CONTEST
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
Write your caption in the comments below.
Photo courtesy Steven Taylor
Write your caption in the comments below.
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo courtesy Steven Taylor
Rumsfeld illustrates the length of a “long, hard slog.”
(Sorry, it’s the first thing that came to mind.)
The acorn I had implanted into my chin?
It’s about this big.
“The average presidential lie starts small and grows into a long, hard slog.”
I only leaked my own memo this much.
“I am shocked! … Sort of.”
“Am I THIS close to coming down there and kicking your butt all over this briefing room? Yes, I am. Would you like to rephrase your question? Of course you would.”
“Saddam?… Missed him by that much!”
(reminiscent of Don Adams in Get Smart)
We have it on good intelligence that a close “member” of Saddam’s “inner circle” is only this long.
“No, bananas are usually a bit longer than that, so it must be that I’m happy to see you.” (Really bad taste. Sorry)
How much do I care about your opinion, Helen Thomas? Not quite this much.
Rumsfeld surprises the Pentagon press gallery with an invitation to participate in the kickoff for National Prostate Awareness week.
“Why won’t this administration sign anti-Spam legislation to support the war against bulk emailers? Well… You figure it out.”
“I’m not going to tell you which President is to blame for the rise of global terrorism, but his last name starts with the letter . . . ‘C’!”
Alright, you media bastards. Who took my moon pie?
Thousands more troops for Iraq? Look at a map. The place is only this big.
Send more troops to Iraq? Look at a map. The place is only this big.
“I am crushing your head”
“I have lost this much of my mojo.”
We’ve found this much WMD.
“How much can you believe of OTB? This much.”
Just a pinch between your cheek and gum…
hln
“Secretary Rumsfeld. Just how big are Chortle’s chances of winning the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest after challenging James’ credibility with his caption?”
Chortle got a chortle out of that.
“How big is my alien Implant? About this size.”
“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don’t know. And this represents how much I think you happen to know.”
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure that you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
(I can’t take credit for this as it is an old quote, but I just realized that it would go with just about any picture of Rummy)
“Sometimes a little bombing goes a long way.”
“And the winner of the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest is … anybody want to venture a little guess? Not even a teeny weeny guess?”
size of a democrats brain
I swear that kidney stone was THIS big.
“I smash your head!”
Don Rumsfled misses the winning flick in his second round match in the Bud Light Flickball Championship.