Outside the Beltway

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1. The Commissar says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 11:21

   I was telling Mr. Davis that her nice round buttocks felt so …
2. Anonymous says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 11:22

   Um, where are Gray’s hands???
3. Rodney Dill says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 11:54

   “My new plan for California state government handouts?…Well, You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up faster.”
4. Bouhaki says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 12:24

   “Gray, when you do this, you must grab it hard and say something meaningful like, ‘Darling, I want to be the groper of all the people.'”
5. Norbizness says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 12:33

   “Both ex-Govanah Davis und I agree… ve are sick and tired of ze caption contests mit me as ze subject! Get some new pictures, Joyner, or I vill crush you between my pectorals!”
6. Chortle says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 12:41

   Caution Norbi. Threats of violence = bad tactic. Don’t recommend gibes either.
7. Norbizness says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 13:14

   Is all hope of caption meta-contest lost?
8. Matt says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 13:35

   I reached for Gray’s balls like this, and came up empty!
9. Rodney Dill says:
   Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 14:27

   “I can’t believe it, Now I’m being recalled.”
10. Rachel Edith says:
    Thursday, 13 November 2003 at 20:52

    Ain’t that thar Governor Reject and Governor Abject?
11. Hermoine says:
    Saturday, 15 November 2003 at 23:40

    “Und now I am discovering zee budget is bigger than anything I have ever groped!”
12. McGehee says:
    Monday, 17 November 2003 at 14:38

    “Vat iss Daviss smilink about? He von’t be baaaack!”
13. Scott Gauvin says:
    Monday, 17 November 2003 at 17:03

    The new governor rocks the house with his air accordion.

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