Outside the Beltway

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1. Kevin says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 00:38

   Age appropriate clothing for an infant OR geriatric rock star.
2. Moe Lane says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 01:10

   James, I could have quite happily lived my entire life without seeing that photo.
3. lj says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 01:12

   Fox unveils next year’s Super Bowl halftime show…institutes a one hour delay.
4. Rodney Dill says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 07:26

   A meek and mild reverend by day, Al Sharpton transforms into the mighty Captain Dreadilocks to stamp out racial disparity in the Democratic Presidential Caucus Process.
5. Rodney Dill says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 07:27

   “Now where’s that freakin’ sunburst for my Outie!”
6. Steven says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 08:35

   Photo #324: Yet another example of stuff I really wish I had never seen.
7. Paul says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 09:35

   Stupid is as stupid does. -F Gump
8. Mike Van Winkle says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 09:40

   Someone told him that sex sells.
9. Norbizness says:
   Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 09:46

   When I said that we wanted the funk, we definitely didn’t mean THAT kind of funk.
10. Michael Demmons says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 09:53

    Danny Glover was a BIG baby!
11. Robert says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 10:03

    After their career tanked one half of Milli-Vanilli became an underground sumo wrestler. The appearance at an award show was used by the record industry to highlight the effect the illegal downloading of music can have on the artist.

    However there is no proof that anyone in the world has downloaded any of Milli’s songs.
12. mark says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 10:50

    Why yes, I am an outie.
13. Hodink says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 11:22

    James Brown emerges from prison singing, “I feel good! Doo da doodle doodle doo. I knew that I would!”
14. CGHill says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 11:47

    Janet Jackson: Ridicule Nation 2014
15. Timmer says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 15:53

    Once it was revealed that “Captain Diaper” was in reality Joe Jackson, father to Michael and Janet, much of the current celebrity news began to make sense.
16. Rachel Edith says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 16:41

    “I just heard it wrong, that’s all.
    Kissing babies, you know.
    Seemed like I would be the baby.
    We all make mistakes.”
    Rev. Al Sharpton
17. Rodney Dill says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 16:45

    With the tact of an old iron sledge,
    Al Sharpton made his case, with this pledge,
    He said, “I’m no fool,
    Nor establishment tool,
    Plus, my heart is as big as my pack-age.”
18. legion says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 17:02

    Wow… I didn’t even know Al Sharpton was pregnant. Condi must be so proud…
19. BA says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 17:43

    Those damn Jacksons keep getting freakier and freakier.
20. JW says:
    Tuesday, 10 February 2004 at 21:22

    “And that, my friends, is THE bottom line.”
21. Hermoine says:
    Wednesday, 11 February 2004 at 10:53

    Babies for Wes Clark
    … now defunct.
    Definitely puts da funk in defunct.
22. Bouhaki says:
    Thursday, 12 February 2004 at 12:05

    Yo, I’ll give you
    a half time show
    you’ll never forget.
23. Lasting Magic says:
    Friday, 13 February 2004 at 10:45

    “My future wife, Janet Jackson, and I will be the most flashy President and First Lady ever!”
24. Cranial says:
    Friday, 13 February 2004 at 21:36

    Why yes, I have started the Prunes only diet.
25. Rochelle29407 says:
    Sunday, 15 February 2004 at 17:08

    WHO you say is full of crap?!
26. Rodney Dill says:
    Sunday, 15 February 2004 at 18:36

    “Sir, could you tell us what has been the greatest factor to the success of Parliament Funkadelic?”
    “Depends.”
27. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:
    Friday, 27 February 2004 at 17:42

    No drips! no leaks!! no spills!!! I feel confident in these here Huggies; drier on my tokis than other so called ‘leak-proof’ brands! I’ll belt anyone who disagrees!!
28. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:
    Tuesday, 2 March 2004 at 06:48

    Frens, I depends on Depends for mens; dey feels good, dah-dah-daaaah…keeps my tokis dry all day like diapers should, dah-dah…yeeeeeooooow, here comes a ‘wet’ one!