Monday, February 9, 2004
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Age appropriate clothing for an infant OR geriatric rock star.
James, I could have quite happily lived my entire life without seeing that photo.
Fox unveils next year’s Super Bowl halftime show…institutes a one hour delay.
A meek and mild reverend by day, Al Sharpton transforms into the mighty Captain Dreadilocks to stamp out racial disparity in the Democratic Presidential Caucus Process.
“Now where’s that freakin’ sunburst for my Outie!”
Photo #324: Yet another example of stuff I really wish I had never seen.
Stupid is as stupid does. -F Gump
Someone told him that sex sells.
When I said that we wanted the funk, we definitely didn’t mean THAT kind of funk.
Danny Glover was a BIG baby!
After their career tanked one half of Milli-Vanilli became an underground sumo wrestler. The appearance at an award show was used by the record industry to highlight the effect the illegal downloading of music can have on the artist.
However there is no proof that anyone in the world has downloaded any of Milli’s songs.
Why yes, I am an outie.
James Brown emerges from prison singing, “I feel good! Doo da doodle doodle doo. I knew that I would!”
Janet Jackson: Ridicule Nation 2014
Once it was revealed that “Captain Diaper” was in reality Joe Jackson, father to Michael and Janet, much of the current celebrity news began to make sense.
“I just heard it wrong, that’s all.
Kissing babies, you know.
Seemed like I would be the baby.
We all make mistakes.”
Rev. Al Sharpton
With the tact of an old iron sledge,
Al Sharpton made his case, with this pledge,
He said, “I’m no fool,
Nor establishment tool,
Plus, my heart is as big as my pack-age.”
Wow… I didn’t even know Al Sharpton was pregnant. Condi must be so proud…
Those damn Jacksons keep getting freakier and freakier.
“And that, my friends, is THE bottom line.”
Babies for Wes Clark
… now defunct.
Definitely puts da funk in defunct.
Yo, I’ll give you
a half time show
you’ll never forget.
“My future wife, Janet Jackson, and I will be the most flashy President and First Lady ever!”
Why yes, I have started the Prunes only diet.
WHO you say is full of crap?!
“Sir, could you tell us what has been the greatest factor to the success of Parliament Funkadelic?”
No drips! no leaks!! no spills!!! I feel confident in these here Huggies; drier on my tokis than other so called ‘leak-proof’ brands! I’ll belt anyone who disagrees!!
Frens, I depends on Depends for mens; dey feels good, dah-dah-daaaah…keeps my tokis dry all day like diapers should, dah-dah…yeeeeeooooow, here comes a ‘wet’ one!
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