Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

Write your caption in the comments below.
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  1. Kevin says:

    Age appropriate clothing for an infant OR geriatric rock star.

  2. Moe Lane says:

    James, I could have quite happily lived my entire life without seeing that photo.

  3. lj says:

    Fox unveils next year’s Super Bowl halftime show…institutes a one hour delay.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    A meek and mild reverend by day, Al Sharpton transforms into the mighty Captain Dreadilocks to stamp out racial disparity in the Democratic Presidential Caucus Process.

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    “Now where’s that freakin’ sunburst for my Outie!”

  6. Steven says:

    Photo #324: Yet another example of stuff I really wish I had never seen.

  7. Paul says:

    Stupid is as stupid does. -F Gump

  8. Someone told him that sex sells.

  9. Norbizness says:

    When I said that we wanted the funk, we definitely didn’t mean THAT kind of funk.

  10. Danny Glover was a BIG baby!

  11. Robert says:

    After their career tanked one half of Milli-Vanilli became an underground sumo wrestler. The appearance at an award show was used by the record industry to highlight the effect the illegal downloading of music can have on the artist.

    However there is no proof that anyone in the world has downloaded any of Milli’s songs.

  12. mark says:

    Why yes, I am an outie.

  13. Hodink says:

    James Brown emerges from prison singing, “I feel good! Doo da doodle doodle doo. I knew that I would!”

  14. CGHill says:

    Janet Jackson: Ridicule Nation 2014

  15. Timmer says:

    Once it was revealed that “Captain Diaper” was in reality Joe Jackson, father to Michael and Janet, much of the current celebrity news began to make sense.

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    “I just heard it wrong, that’s all.
    Kissing babies, you know.
    Seemed like I would be the baby.
    We all make mistakes.”
    Rev. Al Sharpton

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    With the tact of an old iron sledge,
    Al Sharpton made his case, with this pledge,
    He said, “I’m no fool,
    Nor establishment tool,
    Plus, my heart is as big as my pack-age.”

  18. legion says:

    Wow… I didn’t even know Al Sharpton was pregnant. Condi must be so proud…

  19. BA says:

    Those damn Jacksons keep getting freakier and freakier.

  20. JW says:

    “And that, my friends, is THE bottom line.”

  21. Hermoine says:

    Babies for Wes Clark
    … now defunct.
    Definitely puts da funk in defunct.

  22. Bouhaki says:

    Yo, I’ll give you
    a half time show
    you’ll never forget.

  23. Lasting Magic says:

    “My future wife, Janet Jackson, and I will be the most flashy President and First Lady ever!”

  24. Cranial says:

    Why yes, I have started the Prunes only diet.

  25. Rochelle29407 says:

    WHO you say is full of crap?!

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    “Sir, could you tell us what has been the greatest factor to the success of Parliament Funkadelic?”

  27. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:

    No drips! no leaks!! no spills!!! I feel confident in these here Huggies; drier on my tokis than other so called ‘leak-proof’ brands! I’ll belt anyone who disagrees!!

  28. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:

    Frens, I depends on Depends for mens; dey feels good, dah-dah-daaaah…keeps my tokis dry all day like diapers should, dah-dah…yeeeeeooooow, here comes a ‘wet’ one!