Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Yahoo! News – World Photos – AP
Write your caption in the comments below.
Yahoo! News – World Photos – AP
Write your caption in the comments below.
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Not a caption:
Trust a cat person to find the best possible cat picture and the worst possible dog picture. That dog owner should be shot.
Except that those glasses look cool. But the rest? Bah!
Oh, look! On this page is a picture of a Michael Jack(son) Russell terrier! Rawr!
“Mittens (L) looks over the latest script for Bravo’s new hit series, ‘Kitty Eye for the Small Dog.'”
Cat Witchcraft.
[picture on left]:
6 week old kitten Mittens begins her studies early as, persuant to No Child Left Behind, her owner will begin testing shortly.
He’s a superintelligent cat who has vowed to track down and expose the bootleg genehack lab that condemned him to a cruel sentience without thumbs;
She’s a famous stripper/revolutionary/spirtualist of the pre-Castro Havana nightclub scene literally haunted by both a routine reincarnation gone horribly, horribly wrong and a secret Castro undeath squad;
And he’s a guy who likes to wear red t-shirts.
And together… THEY FIGHT CRIME!!!!!
This pun for the left picture is so bad that I’ve been forced to use a pseudonym, and if JJ tracks down the IP to out/ban me I will be most affronted. But here it flies:
Democrat frontrunner John Kitty examines documents regarding Weapons of Mouse Destruction.
I hate myself for this more than you’ll ever know.
Whoopie Goldberg shows off her svelte new figure thanks to Ultra Slimfast.
Blind since birth, Smokey was educated in Braille and later went on to become a leading Democratic campaign strategist.
Yikes! I can’t believe I gave Whoopi and extra vowel.
I give up! I obviously can’t be trusted to spell correctly after 1 a.m.
Two pussies.
I always suspected Elton John’s dog was a metrosexual.
[Picture on left of cat with book]
The executive director of the Calpundit research team pours over documents preparing another Bush AWOL post.
Prof. Robert “Mittens” Brandon of the Duke University Philosophy Dept. holds forth on his contention that the reason there are more cats in academia than dogs is that “dogs are stupid.”
crap! I thought I had it won until Dodd came along! 😉
[picture of dog]
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
-Truman Capote
There’s was a marriage made in ….
…the San Francisco City Hall
While Chester learned of calculus and the stars and pondered the mysteries, FiFi learned to play the blues and developed a drug habit, pondering only the virtues of the nith life. They become almost strangers to one another … neither wanted to admit what both knew all too well … their love was lost.
I can’t spell either …here’s the corrected version
While Chester learned of calculus and the stars and pondered the mysteries of the universe, FiFi learned to play the blues and developed a drug habit, pondering only the virtues of the night life. They become almost strangers to one another … neither wanted to admit what both knew all too well … their love was lost.
And, on today’s Supremely Extreme Pet Makeover we have Morris The Cat and Lassie.
the first leaked photos from the top secret files of the skull and bones society
For today’s Pet Match Contest ™ we take you to OutsideTheBeltway where you will be asked to identify which pet belongs to James Joyner and which belongs to Paris Hilton.
when police found these images on evil glenns computer, the jugde had enough evidence to arrest him for puppy blending
The White House
has released photos today
of witnesses
who saw Bush
in Alabama in 1972.
A sneak preview of the Democrats’ 2008 presidential ticket.
In the first hopeful sign for the gay vote since the President’s support of the FMA, Carson Kressley’s dog went on the record with this shocker:
“I wouldn’t kick President Bush out of my bed, although I do think he needs some sassy highlights.”.
Next on the animal channel, a new reality series: the cat apprentice and kelly osbourne.
Cat – Dean’s wife before.
Dog – Dean’s wife during.
Cat – Dean’s wife again.
“According to this book
you people must not marry.”
“Kiss the bride!
Dom Pérignon, anyone?”
“Good kitty, good kitty, just keep sharpening your claws on your mommy’s best seller book, good kitty. I guess that’ll teach mommy to dress Buddy II, won’t it Socks.“
As I sit and bask in the secure knowledge of feline intellectual superiority, reading from my favorite novel, A Cat’s Revenge by Claude Bauls, I only need to look out the window to be reminded of my freakin’ weirdo, tutu wearing, canine neighbor, who goes by the name of Desmond. Desmond’s modicum of intelligence is so near imbecilic levels that he cannot even remember my name, instead he incessantly barks out “Hey You, Hey You, Hey You.†I salivate in anticipation of the day when I shall grab him by the scruff of the neck, knock those silly Paul Schaeffer glasses off his face and say, “Hey MORON, THE NAME PAVLOV RING A BELL.â€Â
Cat
“I’m reading here that Ralph Nader is running again.”
Dog
“Didn’t you hear? Bush’s people paid him to run.”