Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Write your caption in the comments below.
Photo courtesy Washington Post
Winners will be announced some time after noon Monday.
Write your caption in the comments below.
Photo courtesy Washington Post
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Can I give two? How about:
Two Losers, One Message
or
I told you dumbass, rock totally F’ing smashes paper …
The first rule of fight club is….
John Kerry tries out the new Howard Dean replica slot machine.
The Skull and Bones secret handshake tutoring session enters its seventh hour.
“If you’re going to be the second African-American president you’re going to learn the homey handshake, Kerry.”
Howard catches the drippings as John crushes the last of the Spongmonkeys.
Dean and Kerry show Bush what kind of men they really are in a modest ceremony last weekend in San Francisco.
Dill- I followed that link… Dude- Seek help. 😉
P
Howard, in Rock-Paper-Scissors, uh, Rock BEATS paper, so I get the nomination, buddy.
Ooops, first poster already did Rock, Paper, Scissors – didn’t notice….
Those New England types just don’t know the first thing about arm wrestling.
K: “Hah! I took the bean from your hand, ‘sensei’! Now I go to claim my destiny!”
Moe
PS: Not part of the contest:
D: “No, you fool! You have not yet learned the secrets of the Screaming Attack! Without it, you will never defeat Rumsfeld’s kung fu, let alone Bush’s!”
K: “My Multiple Position Stance shall triumph over their puny flailings! I go now!”
D: “Wait! Come back!”
(pause)
“Crud.”
(not a caption)
Let’s get the rock paper scissors thing right
Paper covers Rock
Rock breaks/bends scissors
Scissors cuts paper
or did someone really learn this differently.
Anyway, they probably would consider rock paper scissors a better decision than hanging chads.
P.S.
Paul, someone showed me that Spongmonkey site yesterday, LMAO, couldn’t resist trying to work it into a comment or caption.
Dill: The rock paper scissors line was a jab at Dean’s stupidity and Kerry’s inclination to be a cheating liar; just look at the expressions on their faces. I was being ironical.
Kerry- “I can’t believe I have to shake this freaking guys hand. What a loser!”
Kerry and Dean perform the anybodybutbush folk dance.
Kerry and Dean celebrate, John Kerry’s “giving Bush the Bertuzzi Bash” via his open mike comments.
“John Kerry saw his poll numbers among African-Americans dip after his attempt at ‘slapping some skin’ with fellow pasty soulless Caucasian Howard Dean turned into a game of pattycake.”
“In other news, President Bush invited black members of the White House press corps to survey his collection of Gap Band and Luther Vandross LPs.”
dean: mmmm pez.
Well, now we know where they got the CGI models/frames for the little squirrels in that insurance commercial.
“yeah…Bush called me after Super Tuesday to congratulate me and give me a High Five as a worthy opponent…but I whipped out my derringer like this and said… ‘you sly old attack dog! I gotcha now…POW'”
The two men unite to provide endless fodder for my weblog.
2024: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson reunite for yet another Starsky and Hutch reunion.
“Look at you, John.
My, how you’ve grown.
You’re this tall!”
And finally, even Dean’s Jujitsu was ineffective against Kerry.
Thank god for California, It’s great to be married. Now how about that kiss?
And in the sport of curling today, Kerry grabbed and delivered the curling stone while his team was able to sweep/brush the stone to oblivion.
Goober would fall for it every time Gomer pulled the disappearing dollar gag.
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