Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
Photo courtesy Washington Post

Winners will be announced some time after noon Monday.

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Comments

  1. Can I give two? How about:

    Two Losers, One Message

    or

    I told you dumbass, rock totally F’ing smashes paper …

  2. phil massey says:

    The first rule of fight club is….

  3. Eric Akawie says:

    John Kerry tries out the new Howard Dean replica slot machine.

  4. norbizness says:

    The Skull and Bones secret handshake tutoring session enters its seventh hour.

  5. Myria says:

    “If you’re going to be the second African-American president you’re going to learn the homey handshake, Kerry.”

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    Howard catches the drippings as John crushes the last of the Spongmonkeys.

  7. Lee says:

    Dean and Kerry show Bush what kind of men they really are in a modest ceremony last weekend in San Francisco.

  8. Paul says:

    Dill- I followed that link… Dude- Seek help. 😉

    P

  9. Howard, in Rock-Paper-Scissors, uh, Rock BEATS paper, so I get the nomination, buddy.

  10. Ooops, first poster already did Rock, Paper, Scissors – didn’t notice….

  11. McGehee says:

    Those New England types just don’t know the first thing about arm wrestling.

  12. Moe Lane says:

    K: “Hah! I took the bean from your hand, ‘sensei’! Now I go to claim my destiny!”

    Moe

    PS: Not part of the contest:

    D: “No, you fool! You have not yet learned the secrets of the Screaming Attack! Without it, you will never defeat Rumsfeld’s kung fu, let alone Bush’s!”

    K: “My Multiple Position Stance shall triumph over their puny flailings! I go now!”

    D: “Wait! Come back!”
    (pause)
    “Crud.”

  13. Rodney dill says:

    (not a caption)

    Let’s get the rock paper scissors thing right

    Paper covers Rock
    Rock breaks/bends scissors
    Scissors cuts paper

    or did someone really learn this differently.
    Anyway, they probably would consider rock paper scissors a better decision than hanging chads.

    P.S.
    Paul, someone showed me that Spongmonkey site yesterday, LMAO, couldn’t resist trying to work it into a comment or caption.

  14. Dill: The rock paper scissors line was a jab at Dean’s stupidity and Kerry’s inclination to be a cheating liar; just look at the expressions on their faces. I was being ironical.

  15. Rob says:

    Kerry- “I can’t believe I have to shake this freaking guys hand. What a loser!”

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    Kerry and Dean perform the anybodybutbush folk dance.

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    Kerry and Dean celebrate, John Kerry’s “giving Bush the Bertuzzi Bash” via his open mike comments.

  18. dw says:

    “John Kerry saw his poll numbers among African-Americans dip after his attempt at ‘slapping some skin’ with fellow pasty soulless Caucasian Howard Dean turned into a game of pattycake.”

    “In other news, President Bush invited black members of the White House press corps to survey his collection of Gap Band and Luther Vandross LPs.”

  19. phil massey says:

    dean: mmmm pez.

  20. Timmer says:

    Well, now we know where they got the CGI models/frames for the little squirrels in that insurance commercial.

  21. DeltaDave says:

    “yeah…Bush called me after Super Tuesday to congratulate me and give me a High Five as a worthy opponent…but I whipped out my derringer like this and said… ‘you sly old attack dog! I gotcha now…POW'”

  22. The two men unite to provide endless fodder for my weblog.

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    2024: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson reunite for yet another Starsky and Hutch reunion.

  24. Hodink says:

    “Look at you, John.
    My, how you’ve grown.
    You’re this tall!”

  25. Hermoine says:

    And finally, even Dean’s Jujitsu was ineffective against Kerry.

  26. Ron says:

    Thank god for California, It’s great to be married. Now how about that kiss?

  27. Chortle says:

    And in the sport of curling today, Kerry grabbed and delivered the curling stone while his team was able to sweep/brush the stone to oblivion.

  28. Rodney Dill says:

    Goober would fall for it every time Gomer pulled the disappearing dollar gag.